But breaking from the mundane is so boring in itself! And yes, most of us couldn't contain ourselves. I do apologise.

What exactly are you thinking of when you say entertainment? I would invite you to one of my clubs but I'm not sure they'd be to your enjoyment, I may be wrong though.

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Oh it is indeed, as it is quite a trying task. And I am quite glad for those who can't contain themselves--in its more appropriate forms.

Try me, Charles. I mostly seek good company, and I would say that any club that you happen to be in would have a good start on that front.

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Going to Hogsmeade is really fun, isn't it? Did you enjoy your trip?

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Oh yes, it was wonderful. The only thing that could've made it better would've been if there were less perky twits--like you--out there-- there had been fairies. Many many fairies, but I suppose that will come in due time seeing that Christmas is around the corner.

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What sort of sales pitch would you like?

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One with dancing. Lots of dancing.

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What sort?

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Any type will do.

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Oh, no. The dance of a sales pitch can make or break the sale! I must know.

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Alright then.

Ballet. That is where everything's at.

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Unfortunately, I don't know that one.

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That is a pity then.

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It really is. I now feel rather inadequate.

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Oh that is quite the pity. My heart bleeds for you.

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Well I wouldn't want it to bleed. Maybe some aching will do.

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I'm sorry but it just bleeds. And bleeds as much as a heart in such a state can.

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I'll get you some gauze! And a first aid kit!

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Alas, I am already slain; there is little that gauze would do.

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Gauze can save lives, Montgomery! It saves lives! Don't give up...I will save you.

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Oh I doubt I can be saved by the likes of you.

Of course.

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Not fun anymore?

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More bored than I probably should be.

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Sad day.

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