Lennon Ezekial Marsh (rockgodofrock) wrote,
@ 2009-03-20 04:25:00

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Okay, dudes, who gave Nessa the idea to have a hawaiian themed wedding? I know it was one of you.

According to the fashion channel, dudes, large bold prints like those on the yellow hawaiian print shirt I'm gonna be wearing, aren't flattering for my girlish figure. That's right, I watch the fashion channel when I can't find the remote, man.

Note to self: Add to list of people I hate- Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear. Don't worry, man, I haven't forgotten about you, Darius Rucker.

So, man, have you put any thought into a bachelor party?

So here's the thing, dudes. I've got Eddie's bachelor party all planned out, but I'm gonna need your help to pull it off.

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	whoadamn 2009-03-21 01:00 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you'll look fine, Lenny. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rockgodofrock 2009-03-21 05:38 am UTC (link)
	When don't I look good, Quenerooski? The ladies can't resist this. I see you fine ladies got off easy, in just a blue sundress. Lucky, man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	whoadamn 2009-03-21 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Very true. You're one of the sexiest men I know. If it helps, I'll be dying my hair to match. Together, we'll make quite the statement. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rockgodofrock 2009-03-22 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	See that, man. Even the lesbians can't resist this. I'd say I'd join you, dude, but I don't think I could pull off blonde. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	litebrite 2009-03-21 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry, if anyone can pull of a bold look like that it's you Mr. Marsh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rockgodofrock 2009-03-21 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Angie. Oh, you and your words. It's alright, you can admit it, dude. I know you can't wait to see me looking my best in my neon yellow shirt. I'm not gonna lie, Ang, I hear that sundress you'll be wearing is quite the little number, man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	litebrite 2009-03-22 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Of course Lenny, I admit it freely. I'm looking forward to seeing you strut your stuff in your neon shirt the way that kids look forward to Christmas. It's something. I'll have to do my best to look carefree and beachy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rockgodofrock 2009-03-22 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	I knew it. I knew it. You've been trying for years, but I knew you couldn't resist that old Marsh charm forever, M'lady Dreyfus. I don't think you, of all people, will have any problem with that. Just shake off the science, man. Shake it off! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	noshitsherlock 2009-03-21 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Sucks for you, dude. [Lenny & Alec] But it'll be worth it to see Hawthorne in Hawaiian print, admit it. And sure thing. Whatcha need? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rockgodofrock 2009-03-21 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I hate to see what Al forces you to wear, man. I hear tie-dye is in this season. [Gabe & Alec] I hear he's pissed about it, dude. Then again, when isn't Nate mad at something? We're going to need a keg (I've got an old shell or two around here somewhere), some cigars and the will to rock, man. There are some other minor details, but those are the biggies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	noshitsherlock 2009-03-21 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, like hell. [Lenny & Alec] Well geez, I thought you were gonna assign me something hard. Kegs and cigars are easy, and when do we not have the will to rock? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Gabe and Lenny forcealec 2009-03-21 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	I read biggies like bagpipes, and oddly enough I could get bagpipes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Alec & Lenny noshitsherlock 2009-03-22 05:17 am UTC (link)
	You would, weirdo. Okay, I'll bring the booze and smokes. Alec brings the bagpipes. Then we'll poll to see who everybody likes better, at the end of the night. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Alec & Gabe

rockgodofrock
2009-03-22 08:14 pm UTC (link)

The hard part is going to be fitting one of you two into the cake, dudes, since I could only find transvestite strippers and figured, "Hey, we can just do that ourselves, man."

Bagpipes, man? Bring the Scotish fury, Mr. Lordes. And Holmes, we're going to need your moms to keep Nessa entertained. I leave that up to you. We should probably also figure out when everyone is free to do this, dudes. That might be good.

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withoutascratch
2009-03-21 05:38 pm UTC (link)

No one gives Ness ideas, she makes them up herself. I was thinking about wearing a grass skirt, personally. And man, don't worry about the bold prints! They look excellent!

I agree, by the way, that Stacy and Clinton are complete assholes. If anyone ever voted me on that show, I would flip shit. I mean, that's not a fucking compliment! "Everyone in your life thinks that you dress so badly that they didn't even bother to tell you themselves, they decided to call us, videotape your daily life without consent, and make fun of your clothes behind your back! Surprise!" Really, man. It's cruel. I'd tell them to shove their stupid gift card up their ass.

[MARSHA]
No, I haven't really thought about it outside that strippers would be a horrible idea. Nessa would kill everyone if she found out about it. And besides, she's pregnant, and ~~she might feel self conscious or something~~ we don't want to stress her out.

Oh, and if I wear a grass skirt, you wear a grass skirt. As my best man, you're going to need to back up my fashion statements.

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	noshitsherlock 2009-03-22 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Damn, so I guess I should call Stacy and Clinton back and tell them you won't be going on their show, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	withoutascratch 2009-03-23 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Damn good idea, son. (Reply to this)(Parent)

rockgodofrock
2009-03-22 10:01 pm UTC (link)

You're busting my balls here, Loke. My balls. Are busted. Send Nessa. The medical bills.

I knew there was a reason you're my partner-in-crime, man. I say we need to hunt them down, dude, and give them a real make-over. 1985 all the way, dude! I'll tease the shit out of that little prisses hair, and show Clinton the proper way to accesorize with a blunt and some sleeveless shirts. It's bringing a tear to my eye, thinking about it, man. I'm crying, I'm so happy.

[EDWARDINA]
Strippers, man? Really? I think we're a bit classier than that, around these parts. And I was thinking we could do this with as little bloodshed as possible... Besides, we can always just do a reprise of your cross-dressing days from high school. It may have been Halloween, but the pictures don't lie. You make a damn good woman, Edward Loke.

I was thinking more along the lines of just some beer, a couple of celebratory stogies and your future brother-in-law says he can get his hands on some bagpipes. If that doesn't spell party, man, I don't know what does.

Over my dead body, dude.

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withoutascratch
2009-03-23 02:21 pm UTC (link)

Reinflate, then, my good fellow, because I am serious here! I'm pretty gungho about this grass skirt idea. I mean, you know when you look back at your parents old wedding pictures and think, "That's a horrible dress!" but your dad always just looks basically normal because he's just wearing a tux? Well, I want Bowie (because Marlie won't be surprised) and my grandkids to be like, "Why did Dad/Gramps wear a skirt to his wedding?!"

Come on, man, where's that spontaneity that I love?

[MARSHA]
Alright, sounds good. I was just making sure. I don't want to give Nessa a reason to ground me before the wedding. That would be mighty embarrassing, considering that all of the invites are already out. And what are the bagpipes for, by the way? I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on the isle who really knows how to play them? It sucks that I can't even enjoy the stogies, but I'll try to.

Marlie loves those pictures, haha. Except she told me that I didn't look pretty. And she was six, so we know that she wasn't lying. Six year olds are honest as hell.

Are you really going to leave me hanging, man? Just for the ceremony!

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