DAMN I never knew how many hot asses we had runnin around this place. Even the dudes. Fuck I guess skirts make everything sexy.

But its kinda hard to do my job in this damn outfit, how the hell are you supposed to run around in these wobbly shoes? Like walkin on sticks. Fuckin hurts. This thing's worse than the time I had to wear the pink suit and the Prudence nametag.

Anyway everyone should come to my class. I'm teachin self defense and guitar.

music: Dicks Are For My Friends -- MSI tags: hey sexy, not gay, short skirt and a loooong jacket