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General Ringtone: Friends Will Be Friends, by Queen

Contacts:
Temari
Gaara

"My phone got cracked all to hell long story, but fuck yeah it still works! Apple, man. They make good shit. Anyway, leave me a message or somethin'."

tags: phone

The day after this phone call, Kankuro is leaving a box on Gaara's desk that he wrapped himself in plain red paper. (Which means it looks kinda crappy. :| But hey, he tried.)

Inside it, Gaara will find this. Because who the hell wouldn't want an Obama-head?! YES WE CAN, BRO, YES WE CAN.

tags: chchchchia!, random acts of wtf, yes we can

DAMN I never knew how many hot asses we had runnin around this place. Even the dudes. Fuck I guess skirts make everything sexy.

But its kinda hard to do my job in this damn outfit, how the hell are you supposed to run around in these wobbly shoes? Like walkin on sticks. Fuckin hurts. This thing's worse than the time I had to wear the pink suit and the Prudence nametag.

Anyway everyone should come to my class. I'm teachin self defense and guitar.

music: Dicks Are For My Friends -- MSI tags: hey sexy, not gay, short skirt and a loooong jacket

Hot n Ready for five bucks. Tonight after work. Who wants to go do it with me just around the corner?

All hot and gooy in your mouth, fuck its the best shit ever. And really five bucks! I could eat it every day but its more fun with other people too. How about you security guys, you up for it?

mood: hungry music: Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen tags: dirtiest ad campaign ever, not what you think, pizza ftw

So I dont know all you people, but I will soon. Promise.

I'm Kankuro, I work in security now so I gotta know who's comin and goin in this place, you know? I just wanted to say hi and introduce myself so you all know who I am.

Temari and Gaara, if you can see this, hey! I get to work with you and make sure you're safe, cool or what.


Oh and one more thing. Anybody interested in joining a band? We got a guitarist (me) but we need everything else that makes a band rock. Cept a cool name. It's called PuppetMaster. fuckyeah

location: the break lounge mood: excited music: We Will Rock You - Queen tags: puppetmaster