Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

Scribbld
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Invite
    - To-Do list
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - User Info
    - Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Userpics
    - Password

Need Help?
    - Password?
    - FAQs
    - Support Area


p s y k e ([info]psyked) wrote,
@ 2008-08-22 18:25:00


Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
delta
I'M GETTING MARRIED IN A WEEK.

Look, something to smile about.


(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 12:52 am UTC (link)
I am sorry! I couldn't think of anything clever to say and it was the first word off the tongue.

I promise, I won't pun any more. I understand they're very dangerous.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah, they aren't very punny at all.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:03 am UTC (link)
I think I understand why now, I almost bit my tongue off trying not to laugh too loud!

Oh, your sense of humor.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:04 am UTC (link)
I know, I know. I am simply hilarious!

[ARCHIE] And now it is time to tell me about the girl Malcolm won't stop blathering on about [/ARCHIE]

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:06 am UTC (link)
Oh, Merlin, not you too! It was bad enough that Malcolm made me go shopping and tried to coax it out of me.

There IS no girl.

Well, not really.

Well, I sort of wish there was, but there really isn't, so there isn't much point to the story.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Archie
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
See, the difference is here---and no matter how Malcolm tries to tell you there isn't a difference between him and us---I am a girl, and I am much better at discussing these sorts of things with you.

The fact that you wish it was means there's totally a point to the story.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:11 am UTC (link)
I wish someone would tell him that.

And, all right, fine:

I met this woman about a month ago, I think, and her name is Isobel, and she, er--

Well, all right, I don't exactly know how to word this, but I sort of... arrested her. And then asked her out on a date.

And then slept with her.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:17 am UTC (link)
Arrested, arrested?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Archie
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:22 am UTC (link)
As opposed to the deviant sexual kind of arrest?

Yes. Arrested, arrested.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:30 am UTC (link)
And then you asked her on a date. That takes guts, MacMillan.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:34 am UTC (link)
In my defense, I had no idea the words were coming out until I finished and she looked at me like I had four heads.

But she agreed, which I don't understand because she says she hates me.

Though I suppose that is that natural order of things. I can't say I'd be too crazy about anyone who tried to arrest me either.

But she broke the law!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Archie
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:38 am UTC (link)
But she said yes! That must mean something. Have you seen her again? God, I have not had any gossip in bloody MONTHS--

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:40 am UTC (link)
You are enjoying this way too much

I've--seen her a few times.

Yes.

I saw her on her birthday, as a matter of fact.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Archie
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:42 am UTC (link)
That's GOOD. What's the problem, then??

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:43 am UTC (link)
The part where she said she HATES me sort of comes to mind, to be perfectly honest.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Archie
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:45 am UTC (link)
She obviously DOESN'T hate you if she keeps seeing you!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Psyke
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:46 am UTC (link)
Well, it's less SEEING me as being FORCED to see me because we keep bumping into each other.

Which leads to sex, somehow.

Oh, god. I'm a terrible person. This is awful. Why is this happening to me!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ARCHIE!
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 01:52 am UTC (link)
YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER? Goodness, boy! Unless she's using you, I mean---well. That could definitely be the case, if you say she hates you. Maybe the sex is really good, that could be reason enough not to hex you off the planet. Is the sex really good?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

PSYKE!!
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 01:57 am UTC (link)
PSYKE! I AM NOT DISCUSSING MY BEDROOM LIFE WITH AN ALMOST MARRIED WOMAN.

It is really good, but THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

I don't want to have casual sexual encounters, though! I think I really do like her, and when she stands still long enough to take a breath and not verbally curse me and my lineage, I feel like we really get along.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ARCHIE
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 02:04 am UTC (link)
OH SHUT UP WE HAVE HAD SEX ITS NOT LIKE MY WEDDING RING IS GOING TO TAKE THAT AWAY

I figured!

So then you know what! You are not a piece of meat, Arcturus MacMillan, you put your foot down and tell her no more sex unless she can define your relationship in terms you like!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

PSYKE
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
PSYKE THAT WAS EONS AGO. WE HAVE MOVED PAST IT. I DO NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT SEX I'VE HAD WITH WOMEN WHO ARE MARRIED I'M SORRY I JUST CAN'T.

Really? Do you think that'll really work?

Because, I mean, you don't know her, Psyke, she's like a little spit fire.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ARCHIE
[info]psyked
2008-08-23 02:14 am UTC (link)
WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU? GEEZ IT'S NOT LIKE I GET MARRIED AND SUDDENLY THE SEX APPEAL IS GONE, DON'T TELL ME THAT-----AND YOU STILL HAVE A WEEK TO FANTASIZE ANYWAY

Yes, yes I do. Because then you'll know if she's just using you or not. And then you can figure out if she wants to be your girlfriend and then you can get married and have babies like me!!

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

PSYKE
[info]takeachance
2008-08-23 02:25 am UTC (link)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND OF MAN AM-- Whoa, whoa, who said anything about getting married! I just said I liked her.

But thank you for the advice all the same, you crazy lady. Harper's a lucky man, but I think he knows that.

Or you make damn sure does, at any rate.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


(Read comments) -



scribbld is part of the horse.13 network
Design by Jimmy B.
Logo created by hitsuzen.
Scribbld System Status