PRIDDY, brynn (priddy) wrote,
@ 2008-08-12 17:34:00

The party was alright, though I was a bit under-dressed. The invitation said casual, but I completely missed the bit that must've been in the fine print about how they really expected casual/slutty. Oh well. All in all, I had a good time. Good drinks, a few good people, good music, nice atmosphere. And at least I was comfortable. I can't imagine even attempting to walk in some of the footwear I saw last night!

So, when is Shaheem coming over? Bai and Xin are really looking forward to it.

[PRIVATE TO NORA]
You'll never guess who I ran into.
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youresovane
2008-08-13 12:13 am UTC (link)

Yeah, we really should have thought about this before some big media frenzy breaks out and we both look like horrible racists.

Hey! What makes you think I wasn't the one doing the dancing?

Besides, the sir at the end doesn't flow half as well. It looks awkward. As does the dance itself, when I think about what that dance would look like if it wasn't code name for something inappropriate.

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priddy
2008-08-13 12:29 am UTC (link)

You can have your Hobgoblin PR people apologize for you, I'll have my team managers yelling at me. It'll all work out, you'll see.

I think we had this conversation, Dylan. Remember? The one where they say that they're your biggest fans and then never even write to you? And then you're left a hysterical mess for five days? No, Dyl. I don't think you're the one doing the dancing.

It doesn't rhyme, but it makes sense. And if there's a literal dance without it being a codename for something inappropriate, I'll invent it and showcase it at your next show. It'll be something like a provocative chicken dance with a lot of foot stomping.

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	youresovane 2008-08-13 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a plan, man. See, that flows, despite the fact that you are not a man. It's the principle of the thing, Priddy. ...you just had to go and bring that up, didn't you? You were right. Women are cruel. I will pay if you let me drag you up on the stage to show it off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

priddy
2008-08-13 01:12 am UTC (link)

So, those seven girls could've told you, "Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am," and it'd have been fine, right? Because, despite the fact that you're not a woman, it flows. Like you said, it's the principle, ma'am!

Women are beastly creatures. I don't know how we put up with them and their silly antics.

Oh, man. I would ruin your show! People would wonder who the hell that crazy bird is and why she decided that she'd like to publically have a seizure, on stage and everything else. You'd have to make sure that all of the life savers stayed put, or I'd be dealing with some unwanted mouth-to-mouth. It'd just be a mess!

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youresovane
2008-08-13 02:30 am UTC (link)

Yes. Exactly. You're catching on.

I don't either. We should stay away from women forever.

Only, I'm not liking that idea at all. That...actually sounds like the crappiest idea I’ve ever had in my life.

I meant for me of course, but hey, if that's your thing? All the power to you, my friend.

Not if I do it with you. Think about it! We have the seeker for the bloody Catapults and a Hobgoblin up on stage, doing this ridiculous dance, but speaking from past experiences which is going to make me sound like a self-righteous prick, we can do anything and people will think it's golden. If people think you're having a seizure? SEIZURES WILL BE COOL. It's a very sad but true fact.

Besides, I'm sure any member of the band would not mind giving you mouth-to-mouth. And I say that in the least sleazy way possible.

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priddy
2008-08-13 02:45 am UTC (link)

They always said I was a fast learner, despite the entire celebretardation deal. It's an isolated thing, I think. Thank Merlin!

No, no, I stay away from all women! Except myself, of course. Women are just too moody for me, I can't figure them out. I would be the worst lesbian ever, despite the rumors I'm sure you've heard. I'm a Quidditch player who hangs around a bunch of guys, so I'm obviously either a complete slut or a raging lesbian, you know?

I see what you're saying! Okay, okay, that actually sounds like fun, but ONLY if you lot do it with me! If I'm the only one wiggling about like a complete idiot, I'll be sure to aim a little bit of fury your way. ~~In front of all your fans~~ After the show. You know, so that I don't get mobbed. It's a deal, then?

Ah. In that case, I am flattered. Glowing, actually, you just can't see me from where you are.

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	youresovane 2008-08-13 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Who are they? I think you made them up. It's alright. People think I'm a slut or a lesbian, too. Sometimes, they think I'm both. I'm sure I can talk ~~most of~~ the guys into it! So, we've got ourselves a deal. The next show is this Saturday. As you should be. I'm winking, only you can't see me from where you are. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

priddy
2008-08-13 03:01 am UTC (link)

Ugh. You caught me. Am I really so bloody transparent?

I can see why! What, with your track record and lady parts, right? It's still not fair of them to judge you based on your healthy sex life. I think it's a sign of jealousy, honestly. Keep your chin up, mate!

This Saturday? Sounds good. I'll be there. Like I said, much stomping is involved in this dance, so skip the high heels this time, okay?

Okay, so if you imagine me glowing and if I imagine you winking, we may as well be sitting right next to each other! We're great with this whole correspondence thing, aren't we? We should give classes. It's all about the principle of the phrase and the visualization of the person you're writing to. That'll be the content of the first lesson.

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