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I surely hope you brought souvenirs back. At least one of those 'I went to [blank], and all I got was this shitty shirt' shirts. Looks like this calls for a celebration. I'm thinking jump castles, fruit punch and balloon animals.
I didn't see any there. But they speak a lot of languages, so there might've been one in something other than English. I don't know. The only Portuguese I learned was, Desculpe, onde fica o quarto de banho? Can there be a pinata?
Portuguese? No shit. I have no damn clue what the means, so you'll have to enlighten me. I can say a few curse words in German, and that's about it. Filled with assorted goodies? But of course. It's not a party without a pinata.
It means 'Can you please tell me where the bathroom is?' Very important stuff. I don't know any German, but then, I've never been anywhere they would speak it. Oh, good. I love candy, it makes the rainbows so much more fun.
I will have to remember that if I ever find myself in Portugal with the need to piss. Neither have I, but it was the required language courses I took in high school. Not that I could conjugate a verb to save my life, but it was a good way to help pass two years of my life. You and your damned rainbows. It if not the rainbows it's the halos, or the twinkles... What the shit are we supposed to do with you?
Or Brazil. They speak Portuguese there. But also a lot of Spanish and some English too. The Latin they taught me in school wouldn't really help, so I think it's a good thing I don't remember any of it. Catch up to me, clearly.
Brazil, excuse me. I digress, if I'm ever in Portugal or Brazil I'll remember that in case I need to piss. Schooling, hah. Is that a challenge? Because I really don't think that will be too hard, lightweight.
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