Patrick Vance Sr., my father, passed away last night. Our family is going through a great time of mourning from the loss. His wake will be Friday at 7:00pm and the funeral for the family on Saturday.

An obituary will be printed tomorrow in the Daily Prophet.

There are no words! He's perfect and amazing and LYSSANDRA is even MORE amazing and Emily and I are just taking over the waiting room and HE'S JUST SO AWESOME JUST LOOK AT HIM!

Pennifold, you're in charge!

MY WIFE IS GOING TO GIVE BIRTH ANY SECOND NOW----ANY MINUTE---DAY---WHATEVER
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M DOING---THIS POOR KID

Nothing to see here! Pennifold just knocked over my ink bottle.

Babies babies babies babies babies babies

I need to work on my manliness because all my vision has been converted to pastels and fuzzy cutesy things. So not manly. Would it be weird for a nursery to have a ferocious dragon theme? That's manly. If it's a boy.

Or a girl, I know some bad ass women. Hey, I married one!

Totally just rambling out of boredom. PENNIFOLD, fetch me a new manuscript!