Bertram Aubrey (pantsoptional) wrote,
@ 2011-07-30 23:22:00

//Sixteen//
[ZACH] SO I WAS GOING TO GIVE BIANCA A PROMISE RING TO MAKE HER UNDERSTAND I WASN'T GOING TO LIKE, LEAVE HER BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS A LITTLE BIT OF PREGNANCY WEIGHT AND --

-- I'M ENGAGED? [/ZACH]

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	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
	OH SHIT DID YOU MEAN TO? Speaking of pregnancy weight, Brianna's gonna be getting some. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Not really, no. But I don't think it's all that different from promising to eventually being engaged, you know? It's like being more efficient. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Except all the wedding stuff. Because you know, that's what engagement means. Like, getting married and the whole forever thing plus all the tuelele stuff. Did you understand me!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 02:58 am UTC (link)
	I'M SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED WITH MY OWN PROBLEMS AT THE MOMENT --BUT OH, SHIT. Is she going to be as moody this time around, do you figure? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:01 am UTC (link)
	WELL they don't seem to be problems because you're being all smart and effective about it. Duh, like I could get her pregnant and get off scot-free. At LEAST we did it in the right order this time and there are no muggle guns after me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 03:03 am UTC (link)
	At least her knockers will get bigger again. Yeah yeah, rub it in. You got pregnant after your wedding, I got a girl pregnant before mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:05 am UTC (link)
	OH NICE. I will think of this fondly as I sleep on the couch. HEY it only means you get to have more and stuff. she's more likely to let you do the whole baby thing again with the house and things. You got a house plan yet? That doesn't involve mom? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I thought it might help. I guess that's true. Not yet! I mean, We're living at Bianca's apartment right now and that'll be fine until Aaron gets a little bigger, but I suppose we ought to move soon... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well. We'll probably need that too. YOU KNOW WHAT. You should just surprise her with a house. LIKE let her forget all the stress and everything of finding one, be like here, have a house! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 03:11 am UTC (link)
	You think that would be a good idea? I mean, what if she doesn't like it? We should make sure we're close to each other though, house-wise. So we can escape together if the women get too nuts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:14 am UTC (link)
	It sounds like the BEST IDEA. man we just need to get the BEST houses and then they can't complain, because they will be amazing and near schools and the women will be like We have the best husbands EVER. I mean they can decorate and stuff, because that's their favorite bits? One near a big field, or by a quidditch pitch for games (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Yes, okay! And somewhere relatively new, obviously. With lots of big rooms, maybe a lake or something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Holy shit this is awesome. We'll have to get wards and everything, show them that we're really thinking safety. FUCK man this is the best ever. Do you think Vivica would move near us? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I think she might! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:42 am UTC (link)
	We should talk to Avery. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 03:43 am UTC (link)
	~~But I don't like~~ I guess we could, so it's a surprise for everyone. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Raise our kids like the good little Slytherins they'll be. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Exactly! You're brilliant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	BERTRAM zloper 2011-07-31 03:54 am UTC (link)
	This is the best idea I've ever had. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ZACH pantsoptional 2011-07-31 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Agreed! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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