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July 30th,
2011 11:22 pm
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[ZACH] SO I WAS GOING TO GIVE BIANCA A PROMISE RING TO MAKE HER UNDERSTAND I WASN'T GOING TO LIKE, LEAVE HER BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS A LITTLE BIT OF PREGNANCY WEIGHT AND --
-- I'M ENGAGED? [/ZACH]
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| //Fifteen// |
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May 17th,
2011 5:01 pm
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| //Fourteen// |
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April 5th,
2011 12:04 am
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( Bianca )
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| Owl to Bianca Vaisey |
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February 8th,
2011 11:13 pm
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So, I've got these tickets to the Valentine's Day Quidditch gala no big deal and I was wondering whether you would like to go with me if you don't hate me.
I mean, as long as you don't have anything better to do.
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| //Thirteen// |
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August 14th,
2010 4:22 pm
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Well, that was annoying.
They tore my pants. Assholes.
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| //Twelve// |
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March 22nd,
2009 9:13 pm
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What are the odds a bloke whose ex is marrying ANOTHER rockstar can get a pity date from a smoking hot girl?
Anyone?
Anyone?
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| //Eleven// |
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February 5th,
2009 10:52 pm
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Oi, Zach.
That advert was pretty gay, mate.
I also appear to be single again. Who can I be treating to dinner?
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| //Ten// |
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February 25th,
2008 10:11 pm
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(:
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
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| //Nine// |
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February 24th,
2008 5:49 pm
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So, who wants to be a dear and comfort me after my crushing loss of Conway as someone to bug with pick-up lines refresh my memory concerning the readings for Potions this week?
I may or may not have been taking in the view down a bint's shirt paying terribly close attention.
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| //Eight// |
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January 24th,
2008 8:50 pm
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Now ladies, I know that the boys get you down. But I, Bertram Aubrey, am here to comfort you all.
And I do mean that from the very bottom of my heart.
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January 12th,
2008 10:33 pm
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( And )
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