Vinny
1. When I was very small I wanted to be a trapeze artist or perhaps a bearded woman. I took gymnastics for a while, but I never did grow a beard. I like circuses, but they always remind me of my facial hair failure.
2. I bought hair bleach last week, but I'm afraid to use it. Do you think Jacob likes blondes?
3. Well I have red hair but I don't have freckles, so clearly red hair on its own is superior.
4. Jacob.
5. Knitting in my underwear and watching the Discovery Channel. Maybe eating some cake. I'm old, haggard, and alone.
6. That depends on if I was about to win one or not. If I was winning one, I'd already be the center of attention, so I would wear something quite classy. Maybe something gold so that I could match my Oscar. If I wasn't winning one, I would have to get attention some other way, so maybe I would wear stilts or arrive in a hovercraft or something.
7. Jacob, because I'd probably fall asleep and he's cozy and stays very still.
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