olympian_elf (olympian_elf) wrote,
@ 2013-03-24 16:07:00

Child Meme
It started with a trip on Bifrost to Asgard. However, with Heimdall missing, travel had become more..unpredictable. One moment Kael was moving normally, the next he felt himself pulled into some manner of gateway. He felt himself black-out, and when he awoke he felt..lighter? He glanced at his body in panic, realizing he was also smaller.

"What..what's happened to me!? he cried out in a distinct unadult voice.

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	olympian_elf 2013-03-25 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	"No, they are among the Aesir, the gods of Asgard, as well as human compatriots." His eyes bugged up somewhat. "I..what!? I am a CHILD! A child is NOT sexy!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-25 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	"Ewww! Of course not! I don't mean right NOW, stupidhead! I mean just now I can see what it looks like in real life!" She cringes, then blows a raspberry at him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-25 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	He blew one right back at her. "YOU'RE the stupidhead!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-25 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Fine! You don't get to come have a Happy Meal then!" She huffs and turns around, walking off towards the door. "And I'm gonna tell them if you do show up there, you can only have the girl toys!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-25 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Kael darts off after her. "Happy Meal? That's from the McDonald's place?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-25 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes! And you don't get any! HMPH!" She gets to the front of the restaurant, and... is not strong enough to push the door open. "Nnnrghh..." She turns around to look at Kael. "Unless..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-25 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Kael puffed up and strutted to the door. Taking the handle with one hand, he easily opened the door. "Well?" he asked with a smirk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-25 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	"That's not all I was gonna ask!" She exclaims, marching up to him, and grabbing him by the collar. "You gotta gimme a kiss, too." She closes her eyes, expectantly. "Because I'm a princess. Daddy tells me so." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-25 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Kael looks decidingly confused. "I do? You are? I..well.." He looks around a little bit before giving her a quick peck on the lips. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-25 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	And its a sweet little kids kiss. "Thank you. Now come on." She all but drags him into the street, before wrapping her arms around him and flying into the air. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-25 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	And Kael is not prepared for that. "Wha-ah!" He cried out in surprise as Petra carried him away. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-26 07:56 am UTC (link)
	"Don't be a baby!" Petra exclaims. "Its fun!" Once they're high enough, she stops flying. They drift upwards for just a few more feet, before they start to fall. She creates an ice slide for them, sending them spiraling down it towards the nearest McDonalds. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-26 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm not being a baby!" he protested. "This is not normal!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-26 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	"This is totally normal! Don't you have superheroes where you're from?" Petra squeals as they zip down the ice-slide, uncaring of the cold herself. She lands in a freshly made pile of snow at the bottom, then gets up and brushes herself off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-26 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Yes, but the ones I know don't fly!" Kael doesn't react to the cold, being used to that element. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-26 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	"Well, obviously, you must hang out with loser-heroes. Mommy, Daddy, Uncle Mike, Aunt Bea, and Superman all fly." Petra marches into the McDonalds, pulling Kael by the hand. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	"They are NOT losers! They.." and then it registers. "Who are they?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-27 01:05 am UTC (link)
	"Umm... I'm not supposed to reveal secret identities, but everybody knows Superman." Petra pauses as they step into line. "Wait... what are you anyway? You said you're from Smurfyhome or something?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-27 01:10 am UTC (link)
	"It's Svartalfheim!" He said indignantly. "I am Kael, prince of the dark elves. And I do not know this Superman." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-27 01:23 am UTC (link)
	"Umm.. big dude. Really handsome? Wears blue and red?" Petra looks at the menu. "Do you want nuggets or a cheeseburger?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-27 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	"That is not familiar to me," Kael replied. "Um..cheeseburger." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-27 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Petra orders them each a meal, with chocolate milk as the drink, pays and thanks the server, then passes Kael his box. "Let's go sit by the playplace!" She commands him, and leads him through the restaurant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-27 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Kael just glances at the food he's given, shrugs, and then moves to the spot. Starving won't get him out of this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_gardner 2013-03-27 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	"So what kind of heroes do you have back home?" Petra asks, unwrapping her burger. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	olympian_elf 2013-03-27 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	"I am a member of the Defenders. We are a team, most of whom are of the Aesir of Asgard, though we also have a magician from the Dark Dimension, and a human with the power to shrink and fly," Kael related with pride. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)