From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 06:41 am (UTC)		(Link)

WHO? NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME. THAT ISN'T FAIR. YOU CAN'T NOT LOVE ME.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 06:52 am (UTC)		(Link)

I'm afraid I can't tell you, because then you'll go after him in hopes of beating him up, but then you simply will get beat up yourself. He is rather manly, you know.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 06:57 am (UTC)		(Link)

Fine.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 06:59 am (UTC)		(Link)

Aw, are you jealous?

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:00 am (UTC)		(Link)

No, just far too busy for you, goodbye.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:06 am (UTC)		(Link)

Oh, grow up, Fredo!

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:08 am (UTC)		(Link)

I'm VERY grown up and mature, far more than you.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:18 am (UTC)		(Link)

HAHA, that's hilarious, Al. Absolutely hilarious.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:19 am (UTC)		(Link)

You're very mean and I don't think I'll speak to mean people anymore.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:27 am (UTC)		(Link)

Oh, boo. Don't act as though you don't have any BLONDES chasing after you.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:29 am (UTC)		(Link)

I really haven't the faintest idea to what you are referring, silly girl.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:33 am (UTC)		(Link)

DON'T LIE TO ME, ALFRED JAMES POTTER. I know ALL about your little blondes. You know how much I loathe blonde girls!

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:35 am (UTC)		(Link)

THAT'S NO REASON TO RUN OFF TO GERMANY AND MARRY HITLER, NOW IS IT?

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:40 am (UTC)		(Link)

UM EXCUSE ME I AM NOT GOING TO RUN OFF AND MARRY HITLER. FIRST OF ALL, HE IS A CRAZY MAN. SECOND OF ALL, HE IS GROSS. WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:41 am (UTC)		(Link)

THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY DOING BY DENYING OUR LOVE.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:44 am (UTC)		(Link)

UH, WHAT? THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:47 am (UTC)		(Link)

NO IT IS TRUTH.

All right, so maybe it's the tiniest bit ridiculous.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:48 am (UTC)		(Link)

THE TINIEST BIT? REALLY?

AL YOU ARE SO STRANGE BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:50 am (UTC)		(Link)

YOU DO LOVE ME. I KNEW IT.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I DO, I DO. YOU CAUGHT ME. I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY AFFECTIONS.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 19th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)		(Link)

OLIVE MY LOVE YOU HAD ME WORRIED FOR A MINUTE, BUT I'M ALL RIGHT AGAIN NOW.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:05 am (UTC)		(Link)

WORRY NO MORE, My DARLING, WORRY NO MORE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:09 am (UTC)		(Link)

AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. YOU KNOW, UNTIL SOMETHING PRETTIER COMES ALONG. I LIE, I LIE, YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER BEHELD, MY DARLING. I WILL NOW COMMENCE TO WRITE YOU LOVELY POEMS INSTEAD OF DOING CHARMS HOMEWORK. AGAIN.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)		(Link)

YOU ARE MY SOULMATE, ALFREDO SAUCE POTTER. MY SOULMATE.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)		(Link)

I KNOW I AM. YOU BETTER LOVE ME FOREVER, OLIVE HORNBY. WE'LL GET MARRIED IN SPAIN ON A SUNNY DAY AND HAVE TEN CHILDREN ALL NAMED ALFRED AND ALFREDA. IT'LL BE LOVELY.