From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:35 am (UTC)		(Link)

THAT'S NO REASON TO RUN OFF TO GERMANY AND MARRY HITLER, NOW IS IT?

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:40 am (UTC)		(Link)

UM EXCUSE ME I AM NOT GOING TO RUN OFF AND MARRY HITLER. FIRST OF ALL, HE IS A CRAZY MAN. SECOND OF ALL, HE IS GROSS. WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:41 am (UTC)		(Link)

THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY DOING BY DENYING OUR LOVE.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:44 am (UTC)		(Link)

UH, WHAT? THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:47 am (UTC)		(Link)

NO IT IS TRUTH.

All right, so maybe it's the tiniest bit ridiculous.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:48 am (UTC)		(Link)

THE TINIEST BIT? REALLY?

AL YOU ARE SO STRANGE BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:50 am (UTC)		(Link)

YOU DO LOVE ME. I KNEW IT.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 18th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)		(Link)

I DO, I DO. YOU CAUGHT ME. I CAN NO LONGER HIDE MY AFFECTIONS.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 19th, 2009 04:56 am (UTC)		(Link)

OLIVE MY LOVE YOU HAD ME WORRIED FOR A MINUTE, BUT I'M ALL RIGHT AGAIN NOW.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:05 am (UTC)		(Link)

WORRY NO MORE, My DARLING, WORRY NO MORE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:09 am (UTC)		(Link)

AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. YOU KNOW, UNTIL SOMETHING PRETTIER COMES ALONG. I LIE, I LIE, YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER BEHELD, MY DARLING. I WILL NOW COMMENCE TO WRITE YOU LOVELY POEMS INSTEAD OF DOING CHARMS HOMEWORK. AGAIN.

	From: olivebranch	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)		(Link)

YOU ARE MY SOULMATE, ALFREDO SAUCE POTTER. MY SOULMATE.

	From: alfredo	Date: July 19th, 2009 05:36 am (UTC)		(Link)

I KNOW I AM. YOU BETTER LOVE ME FOREVER, OLIVE HORNBY. WE'LL GET MARRIED IN SPAIN ON A SUNNY DAY AND HAVE TEN CHILDREN ALL NAMED ALFRED AND ALFREDA. IT'LL BE LOVELY.