Tsk. That's probably what got France into all this trouble in the first place. 'Put up your dukes, you filthy huns,' sounded too much like 'Oh I say, please don't hurt us.'

The bombings aren't nearly as bad as they were last, year, I know that. But Oxford sounds fine, too. Anywhere that's away from here would be fine, I should say. It's just really too bad about Brighton. I haven't been to the sea in ages.