No, but then that's why it's nice. In German, everything you say sounds angry, so even when you say 'I love you', it comes out like 'sod off'. But the disadvantage goes the other way for romance languages. All the swearing sounds like declarations of love.

No no no no. I've had enough countryside. I LIVE in the countryside. Outside the markers where our property ends, I'm surrounded by sheep on all sides. And horses and other interesting breeds of livestock, I'm sure. But I haven't been into town in a while.