HOGWARTS OH HOGWARTS I HAVE MISSED YOU SO. EXCEPT CLASS. DEFINITELY NOT CLASS.

( HEXED TO STUDENTS ONLY. )

I DID GET ALL O'S ON MY O.W.L.s SO IF ALFREDO SAUCE POTTER TELLS YOU OTHERWISE, IT'S LIES. My mother was extremely surprised, but my father said I had it in me all along. I don't really care what my brothers said, but I think Seb was jealous. OH WELL, SORRY SEB.

The summer hols are almost over and I've never been more delighted. France was a blast and all but you know, the war, depressing, blahblahblah. GO HOGWARTS.

( Hexed to Minnie. )

Tick tock, you're not a clock, you're a time bomb, baby, a time ( bomb. )