Maybe we can make 'Major Fail' awards, and keep them at our registers, and hand them out whenever people suck. Like...we can spell 'Fail' wrong, and make things crooked and awkward, and then be like 'Congratulations! Even your award fails! So fitting!'

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BAHAHAHAHA THAT IS PERFECT!

...I totally have ribbon and other artsy tools that we could use to make this happen.

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Are they ribbons of failure and artsy tools of failure?


Because we can definitely use them, if they are.

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I have ribbons and artsy tools so made of failure, they're kept in their own special box of fail.

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Bwaaaaahaha! Perfect!

If you bring the failplies (get it? that was a witty play on words, meshing fail and supplies. go me!), I'll bring some wincakes (get it? that was a witty play on words, meshing win and cupcakes. go me!), okay? ^_^

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Wincaaaakes, oh muh gawd! Sure thing, you brilliant bundle of witty awesomeness! ♥

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