| [Event] Izuna's bday |
[Feb. 9th, 2010|04:14 pm] |
He dislikes him, but he's getting a present anyway.
When he comes into work tomorrow this cake on top of a box full of imported pocky from Japan. He didn't know what flavor to get so he ordered all kinds. Inside is a note that says 'Consider this a birthday and valentine's combination. Happy Birthday - Sasori' |
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| ☠ 019 |
[Jan. 31st, 2010|11:16 pm] |
What. The. Fuck
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Cute. Very cute.
I'll kill you. |
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| ☠ 018 |
[Jan. 19th, 2010|01:35 am] |
I will be taking time off for a short while. And there better not be anymore additives to my desk when I get back.
Hinata, I will see you on Sunday. Would you like for me to bring anything?
Deidara, call me when you get off work, I have your first assignment. Don't try to skip out. I know where you live.
I am still available to contact if needed. Don't be ridiculous though. |
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| ooc! that quiz |
[Jan. 12th, 2010|09:52 pm] |
Sasori would never take the quiz, but I was dying of curiosity. And all the cool kids were doing it.
( EVIL GENIUS ) |
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| ☠ 017 |
[Jan. 1st, 2010|09:21 am] |
Happy new year.
Make your new years resolution, but at least try to stick with it for more then a week this time. |
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| ☠ 016 |
[Dec. 26th, 2009|11:38 pm] |
For fucks sake. This reporter nonsense is not a welcoming thing to return to after Christmas. I do not get paid enough to keep them at bay.
Thank you for my gifts. Hinata, I enjoyed spending Christmas eve with you... sorry for the minor scare with the police I hope you have a pleasant birthday.
Will there be an event for new years as well? I'd like to know if I need to make myself scarce. |
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| ☠ 015 |
[Nov. 11th, 2009|02:13 pm] |
How hard is it to man a front desk temporarily? I demand that the moron who worked here while I was gone be either demoted to toilet scrubbing with a toothbrush, or fired. The desk is a mess and so are the appointments and phone lines, and they have no skills at handling the media. I had to throw a few fake reporters who claim to have been given permission to go upstairs to record things for advertising purposes without proper badges. If there's anything important that I missed, let me know. Oh, god there is fucking GUM stuck under my desk.
Thank you, Itachi for bringing me the games and truffles while I was gone. They were delicious. Please remember to destroy the directions to my house.
[ooc: I don't think I'm going to make a thread for Sasori's party since a few people are still doing the halloween thread lol It would have been Sunday night and everyone would have been invited and there was free food and booze dancing etc party party. If you want to plot anything with the super drunk bday boy just ping me if you see me or email me (shullieq@gmail) ... which is faster cause I don't really have aim atm] |
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| ☠ 014 |
[Nov. 8th, 2009|12:04 am] |
It is my birthday now. Information on the upcoming party will be given at a later, more appropriate time. |
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| ☠ 013 |
[Nov. 2nd, 2009|01:04 am] |
I'm taking a sick day. Or two.
[Email: Madara]
Tell the replacement receptionist to bring their own keyboard and I took the passwords off, so they should have no difficulty.
-Sasori
[/email] |
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| ☠ 012 |
[Oct. 22nd, 2009|12:30 am] |
There are seventeen days until November 8th, my birthday. This gives everyone adequate time to prepare by getting me a present and get ready for my party.
And I better receive one from everyone. I'm sure you remember what happened to those who didn't last year. |
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| ☠ 011 |
[Oct. 16th, 2009|08:01 pm] |
Naruto, I think you should wear that outfit all the time. It's much easier on the eyes.
Also, was the receipt enough to get a thank you now?
ps. there's free undrugged and unpoisoned pie in the staff room. |
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| ☠ 010 |
[Oct. 6th, 2009|10:58 pm] |
This passed week has been quite interesting. I've never seen employees work so hard before. I must say, I'm impressed.
( Present left for Itachi ) |
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| ☠ 009 |
[Aug. 30th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
Last week contained one of the worst events thought up in my entire length of employment. I have noticed that many employees were not very happy about it. To celebrate surviving the end of it, I am organizing a party. Yes, you read that right. It will be held this weekend at an abandoned warehouse outside of the city, which has allowed us to use it for the night.
Leave me a message or contact me so I can prepare for the correct amount of people and send you the directions.
Private to Madara
I didn't die, but I will remember it.
/Private
[ooc: Employees who've been here a while would know that Saso gets random urges to throw parties, despite the fact that he hates everyone. Helps him learn more about YOU 8| when you're drunk and in his terms... You might get a dire secret spilled, or find yourself naked in the sewers the next morning, but Sasori throws badass parties. just saying lol] |
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| ☠ 008 |
[Aug. 26th, 2009|09:29 pm] |
I'm quite certain this is illegal in some way.
I would like to be released so that I may eat my lunch.
[ooc: for those who don't know... Sasori refused to wear the outfit, so Madara has him tied to a chair on the roof. Feel free to visit him with snacks and drinks... he may show mercy to you when he gets out] |
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| ☠ 007 |
[Aug. 21st, 2009|07:33 pm] |
....
Amusing.
[Email to Madara]
I am unable to work. Someone has glued my phone down and ruined the office supplies.
Sasori
[/Email]
Gaara, I left your photos on your desk this morning. I apologize that you weren't there to witness yourself. |
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| ☠ 006 |
[Aug. 20th, 2009|12:34 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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My taser works wonderfully. |
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| ☠ 005 |
[Jul. 27th, 2009|08:05 pm] |
Concluded that there is nothing suspicious inside Gloomy bear. I don't understand this gift at all
[PRIVATE to SELF 8| no peaking!]
Now I need to stitch it back up again.
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One more day.
Ha.
[/PRIVATE] |
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| ☠ 004 |
[Jul. 22nd, 2009|08:49 pm] |
....The bakery down the street just made fresh pie.
I can smell it from here. |
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| ☠ 003 |
[Jul. 21st, 2009|11:39 am] |
For the next one hundred, sixty-eight hours I will not touch anything with more then 2 grams of sugar.
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You better not back down on your word Madara, if you do the creamer incident will be childs play compared to what I will do to you.
If you see me at the desk reading the back of labels, do not bother me unless you're helping. I discovered at the store last night that I can still eat some chips thank god, so I'm checking everything in the vending machine. |
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