Sasori Akasuna (notyourfantasy) wrote,
@ 2009-12-26 23:38:00

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For fucks sake. This reporter nonsense is not a welcoming thing to return to after Christmas. I do not get paid enough to keep them at bay.

Thank you for my gifts. Hinata, I enjoyed spending Christmas eve with you... ~~sorry for the minor scare with the police~~ I hope you have a pleasant birthday.

Will there be an event for new years as well? I'd like to know if I need to make myself scarce.

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	last_to_know 2009-12-27 10:41 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure it's in your job description to report any unwanted visitors to security to be escorted off the premise. (Reply to this)(Thread)

notyourfantasy
2009-12-27 02:32 pm UTC (link)

It is not, I know my job.

'...to escort unruly clients from the building, as well as the unfortunates who would attempt to use our facilities. If they will not leave quietly, contact security to have them removed for you.'

Keeping the media at bay is only done as a favor, and I have never had to use security before. Perhaps it should have been thought of it when the descriptions were made.

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last_to_know
2009-12-27 02:59 pm UTC (link)

Lets run through a scenario then just so you can understand your job description as you so kindly quoted it.

Reporter: What is happening with this situation?
You: No comment.
Reporter: What about this?
You: No comment. If you have any further questions, call our Legal team who will set up an appointment for you.
Reporter: What do you have to say about this?
You: As you are on private property and causing a scene, I will be calling security now to have you escorted off site.

Not hard is it? Now how about you try it next time. We wouldn't want you to overstep the boundaries of your job now would we?

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	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Clearly you've never dealt with reporters before. I will happily rectify that and direct them to your office. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-12-28 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I have dealt with far more reporters than you have. If you send them up to my office, I will fire you personally. Tell them to contact my secretary. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 12:55 am UTC (link)
	I highly doubt that. All of the above. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-12-28 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Right. Because your job is so important that we need to keep you around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Your secretary's job isn't very important either but they do make things easier for you don't they. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

last_to_know
2009-12-28 01:16 am UTC (link)

I can live without her. It's not that much harder to walk that extra step to get something or pick up my own phone to call for coffee. Secretaries are expendable. One always pops up within a couple of days to replace them.

You see your predicament here. Expendable. Not to mention trying to find another job at your age with the only competent skills you have is whining. You are lucky that Madara has tolerated you for this long.

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	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Your concern for my working skills is touching. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-12-28 01:32 am UTC (link)
	My concern is for you to do your job properly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:34 am UTC (link)
	If I didn't, I wouldn't be here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2009-12-28 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Hn. Keep it up and you won't be. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 02:32 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-12-27 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Lock the doors, then. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 12:36 am UTC (link)
	I don't think that will prove helpful to the company as clients come through those doors as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-12-28 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Are they even getting through at the moment? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:06 am UTC (link)
	You're not that important, Madara. Your brother has a bigger stick up his ass then I do. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-12-28 01:08 am UTC (link)
	His ass should never be a topic of discussion for you. Can you not handle him or something, trying to get me to call him off? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm not foolish enough to think that you would, even if I wanted you to. Did you enjoy the snow in new york? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-12-28 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I did. It was a nice trip. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Besides the obvious? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-12-28 01:17 am UTC (link)
	It'll pass, they always get bored or someone does something more interesting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:25 am UTC (link)
	I meant New York, I've been here long enough to know how the media works. Izuna is being quite negative today. I don't suppose I could get away with tasering one of them today, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-12-28 01:27 am UTC (link)
	There was nothing unpleasant about my trip. Except the bruises I have from ice skating. You like to talk about him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:29 am UTC (link)
	You're avoiding the question. If I talked about the man watering the plants, you would have nothing to say. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2009-12-28 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I would prefer if you refrained from administering violent force. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:34 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)

	devilswalknstik 2009-12-28 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Did you really have to send them over to here? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Accept the consequences of your actions. I only sent about an eighth. Anything else was not from me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-12-28 01:47 am UTC (link)
	It's hard to conduct business when they are crowding up the main reception. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:51 am UTC (link)
	So use Izuna's method to keep them at bay. You didn't have to make such a big deal about it nationally. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-12-28 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I had my reasons. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 01:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you thought they were good at the time too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-12-28 02:04 am UTC (link)
	What was good? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2009-12-28 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Your reasons. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2009-12-28 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I still stand by them. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tosharesunshine 2010-01-01 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, you're welcome. Thank you for mine as well! Both the Christmas and the birthday ones. And Christmas Eve was...very fun. :) ~~Except the police scare, yes. I'd like to avoid that again, thank you kindly.~~ And I did enjoy my birthday, thank you. :) [Private to Sasori] I...apologize again. About, um, the couch. [/Private to Sasori] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-01-01 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. [Private to Hinata] That's alright, you had an eventful night. ~~will know better for next time x_x~~ [/Private] (Reply to this)(Parent)

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