Sasori Akasuna (notyourfantasy) wrote,
@ 2029-06-16 20:04:00

Entry tags:

Phone Post

Capabilities: Everythiiiing.

Voice mail: Don't bother leaving a message.

Text would be more convenient, and faster at getting his reply.

Contact list:
You work there, he's got you.
You've ever been involved with him somehow, he's got you too.

Blocked list:
All family numbers

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	INCOMING FILE inhumanresource 2009-06-30 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	[insert the names, emails, and home addresses of 23 employees that had something to do with the planning of the speed dating.] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT notyourfantasy 2009-06-30 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. I am impressed with your work. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	[CALL] lost_but_found 2009-08-02 01:00 am UTC (link)
	[Because he dont text well] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-01 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	puts down game to answer phone Yes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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lost_but_found, 2009-08-01 11:15 pm UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-08-02 03:12 am UTC

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lost_but_found, 2009-08-02 07:24 am UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-08-02 06:15 pm UTC

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lost_but_found, 2009-08-02 11:27 pm UTC

	[CALL 25/11] lost_but_found 2009-11-25 10:26 am UTC (link)
	[....] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL 25/11] notyourfantasy 2009-11-25 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	grumble mcgrumble pants. Why can't people text? saves so much time. oh he did say to call didn't he? Hello Itachi. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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lost_but_found, 2009-11-25 10:20 pm UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-11-25 11:20 pm UTC

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lost_but_found, 2009-11-26 05:25 am UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-11-27 03:07 am UTC

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lost_but_found, 2009-11-27 03:15 am UTC

	[CALL] lost_but_found 2009-11-28 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	[Sitting down at one of the tables in the corner of the room on break, quietly drinking a milkshake while waiting.] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] notyourfantasy 2009-12-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	will get you for this one of these days is at his desk, pretending to work but there is no one to work for Yes Itachi? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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notyourfantasy, 2009-12-02 09:16 pm UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-12-03 04:06 am UTC

	[CALL] lost_but_found 2009-12-21 09:25 am UTC (link)
	[Staring intently at the computer screen...] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] notyourfantasy 2009-12-21 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	poking around at the stirfry he's making nomnoms smells sooooo tasteh tucks phone between ear and shoulder Hello, Itachi. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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notyourfantasy, 2009-12-22 12:59 am UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-12-22 02:49 am UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-12-22 03:44 am UTC

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lost_but_found, 2009-12-22 03:49 am UTC

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notyourfantasy, 2009-12-22 03:56 am UTC

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lost_but_found, 2009-12-22 04:00 am UTC

	[EMAIL] lost_but_found 2009-12-22 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Attached Photo Full Name: Sasuke Uchiha DOB: 1989-07-23 (This is the modified to the license standards) Sex: Male Height: 5" 5' Please make this as pleasurable to be used under other circumstances as well. Regards, Itachi (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2009-12-24 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Why are you not at home on christmas eve? Never mind. I have what you wanted. Are you at work? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	TEXT makingabang 2010-01-19 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	unless ur paying my phone bills i'm not callin u (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT notyourfantasy 2010-01-19 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	I will text you then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	TEXT makingabang 2010-01-23 05:51 am UTC (link)
	a condom was found on the floor. thought u shud no. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: TEXT notyourfantasy 2010-01-24 01:09 am UTC (link)
	Thank you Deidara. I was hoping for something a little more scandalous though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[TEXT] makingabang 2010-01-28 12:10 am UTC (link)
	omg. shit just got real. rumor about fake tits on natural tits actress going on. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-01-28 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm inviting you over to my house for dinner tomorrow night. It's at insert top secret address Dinner is at 7. Don't be late. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[TEXT] makingabang 2010-02-27 05:21 am UTC (link)
	god knows what hour u cancan rent midgets on small criag list. u shud b thr (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-02-27 05:24 am UTC (link)
	You can rent pathetic morons who get drunk and serf the web for useless shit too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[VOICEMAIL] makingabang 2010-02-27 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	[shout/sing into his saso's voicemail. is doing this to piss off saso, not because he's totally wasted. nope, not at all] LEETT MMEE TELL YOU BOUT MY NEW BESTFRIEENDDDDD [MUMMMBLE. THEN SILENCE...silence.] NAP. (Reply to this)

	[TEXT] kiss_and_sell 2010-03-01 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm bored, where are you? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-03-01 01:16 am UTC (link)
	My couch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[TEXT] makingabang 2010-03-01 04:48 am UTC (link)
	[still doesn't know he's got the wrong number here] omg doing the walk of shame (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-03-01 04:55 am UTC (link)
	You have no pride and shame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Business Email] last_to_know 2010-03-18 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Sasori, Reschedule my appointments for today. You are free to take the day off after that is done. Regards, Izuna Uchiha Feel Good INC Legal (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [Business Email] notyourfantasy 2010-03-18 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	Izuna Uchiha, Any particular day for rescheduling? Or to the client's discretion? -Sasori (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[PICT TEXT] makingabang 2010-04-10 03:08 am UTC (link)
	@ san fransisco 4 the weekend.. found this. cool rit? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [PICT TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-04-10 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Interesting. Where did you find it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[CALL] last_to_know 2010-04-20 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	[dont care you don't like calls. deal with it.] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [CALL] notyourfantasy 2010-04-20 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	[Noooo not calls T__T].... [gives phone look of doom, but picks it up anyway cause it's a boss] What? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[TEXT] last_to_know 2010-04-29 09:03 am UTC (link)
	Where did you find this information? Was it through a person or did you observe this guy? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-04-29 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	Is the information incorrect? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[VOICEMAIL] makingabang 2010-05-12 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I think. We can breath in space. They just don't want us to. Escape. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [Call back like your MOM] notyourfantasy 2010-05-12 01:25 am UTC (link)
	[... e_e;] (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[TEXT] tosharesunshine 2010-05-25 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Ah, um, do you...have time? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-05-25 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Is something wrong? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-06-18 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~ttly thought you forgot about him and was not happeh e_e;~~ Of course it still stands. Would you like to try this place? Let me know what day is good for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[TEXT] i_yamanaka 2010-10-07 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	[OOC: Day after all the drunken texts. : D] You still alive? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [TEXT] notyourfantasy 2010-10-07 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck off I'm sleeping. ~~aka ded in bed~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)