Sasori Akasuna (notyourfantasy) wrote,
@ 2009-08-21 19:33:00

Current mood:	angry
Entry tags:	email : madara, someone will die

☠ 007
....

Amusing.

[Email to Madara]
I am unable to work. Someone has glued my phone down and ruined the office supplies.

Sasori
[/Email]

Gaara, I left your photos on your desk this morning. I apologize that you weren't there to witness yourself.

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	[EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-22 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Glued your phone? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-22 12:48 am UTC (link)
	I am unable to lift it from the receiver, so yes I am going to assume that it was glued. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-22 07:43 am UTC (link)
	You can't borrow more supplies? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 12:00 am UTC (link)
	92% of my job is answering the phone. I have borrowed supplies already. I am not incompetent. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Have you considered getting a phone from another office, and plugging it into the jack, Mr. Competent? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 01:30 am UTC (link)
	I was curtly informed to fuck off and complain to you when I tried. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 01:31 am UTC (link)
	I'll send a new phone down. In a box and everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. May I castrate one of your employees? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 01:36 am UTC (link)
	That sounds exciting. Which one? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 01:43 am UTC (link)
	A very loud annoying one who is unfortunately friends with ... I'm going to assume ~~aka I knows your secrets already~~ someone in your close family. ~~I wouldn't ask otherwise.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 01:48 am UTC (link)
	My close family doesn't like loud, annoying things. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 01:49 am UTC (link)
	But it puts up with them. Especially if they are blond. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Uchiha are a natural deterrent to blond creatures. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Thankfully I am safe from such attractions. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Well obviously something blond likes you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
	I beg to differ, this one has not met me before, but holds a grudge apparently. If you do not care I will take care of him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Don't castrate, he probably needs those. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 02:06 am UTC (link)
	He is not producing offspring, therefore he doesn't need them. I'm sure he will still be able to work in some sick twisted plot of yours. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 02:13 am UTC (link)
	You'd take away a man's pride and honor? Ouch, Sasori. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 02:16 am UTC (link)
	You have a twisted sense of what a man's pride and honor is, Madara. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Children? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 02:38 am UTC (link)
	You take pride in your child, Madara? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] notyourfantasy 2009-08-23 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Unlike you, I do not have a child to be proud of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [EMAIL] kiss_and_sell 2009-08-23 02:43 am UTC (link)
	You can be proud of mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)