ben nott (notted) wrote,
@ 2008-02-23 01:32:00

PRIVATE TO GENTS OF GOOD BREEDING
Avery and I were pondering upon the beauty of the female populace of Hogwarts and it was decided that a ranking system was needed to determine who was most beautiful in terms of physical appearance and personality.

Firstly, we'll need candidates. Only females of good standing--no poor, Mudblood riffraff, if you get my drift.

Then we'll begin rankings.

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	Same privacy nastynols 2008-02-24 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Black (Callidora, Cassiopeia, Charis, and Lucretia). Hornby. Rosier. I'm certain there are more, but I can't think of any at the moment. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Same privacy notted 2008-02-26 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	You're not going to include your happy homemaker? I'll bet Miss Longbottom would be devastated to find that you don't find her a suitable candidate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy theboywhokilled 2008-02-26 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I had no idea your taste in women tended toward the prepubescent and poor, Nott. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy notted 2008-02-26 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Nolan's the one who seduced her for sugar cookies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy theboywhokilled 2008-02-26 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Do I detect a note of envy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy notted 2008-02-26 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	No. I'm not jealous of his having a poor girl when there's Black girls abound. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy theboywhokilled 2008-02-26 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. I am entirely reassured of your tastes. Besides, can a Longbottom truly be considered "in good standing?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy notted 2008-02-26 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	None of the girls that I've seen have proven themselves worthy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy theboywhokilled 2008-02-26 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I might point out that Nolan appears to have overlooked the Travers girl. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Same privacy notted 2008-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	She resembles an unfortunate and dour-looking horse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy theboywhokilled 2008-02-26 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Precisely. If you are going to rank, Nott, you must rank somebody the lowest, mustn't you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Same privacy notted 2008-02-26 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	But that's just my opinion. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Same privacy nastynols 2008-02-26 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I might note that the occasional kind word is hardly the same as seduction. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy theboywhokilled 2008-02-27 04:05 am UTC (link)
	It would seem that Nott has little experience with these matters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Same privacy nastynols 2008-02-27 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Clearly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Same privacy nastynols 2008-02-26 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	How lucky for her that she won't find out, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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