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What a fucking year! How's everyone holding out on finals? ALMOST GRADUATED BABY.


[Private to Tatum]
This song just reminded me of you. Like, a lot.

How is your studying going beautiful?

FREEDOM THANK FUCKING CHRIST

I think house arrest was worse than actually going to jail.

Who wants to kick it?



Oh...and Happy b-day Little Sister. ONLY TWO MORE YEARS TILL YOU'RE LEGAL HAAAAA.

Well fuck. This just isn't my week.

[private to Hunter]
Even though I hate you right now, I figured you should know. Craig died.

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[private to Tatum]
Craig is dead...will you go to the hospital with me? I can't...not alone...

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Well fuck. fuck. fuck fuck FUCK.

Does it count as being alive if you're just an empty shell?

[Private to Hunter]

Up and at 'em kid. Mom called, they found Craig. She's going ballistic. Kia's on her way to pick us up so we can go to the hospital.

[Private to Tatum]
Are you going to be in your room later? I really need you right now, I don't care about Frankie, I don't care about what ever the fuck is going on between us. You're the only one who'll get it.

Fuck, has ANYONE seen Craig? He's been missing since like, forever ago. Dumb bastard went into town to buy flowers or some shit for Kate. Never came back.

He's like, 5ft 10in, balding, portly, yuppie. Wearing: A T-shirt, jeans and tennis shoes like Jerry Sienfeld.

[Private to Hunter]

Hunter get you ass over here NOW. I cannot handle my mother, I think I may strangle her if she doesn't stop wigging out.

Jesus, let the horror begin.

Not five minutes here and my mother is already lecturing me on the importance of being a debutant or some stupid shit like that. Made a big deal about my "manish" appearence and asked why I wasn't wearing a dress. Really mother? I didn't know that skinny jeans, a wife beater and a fitted leather jacket was "manish" but okay.

Craig gave me a twenty to "get myself something nice". Suck up. But hey, free twenty bucks!

Hunter, we're going out to dinner later if you want to join. Kate wont stop pestering me about you, so you better show up soon.

Hope everyone else is tolerating enjoying their parental units!

[Private to Quinn]

You still in babe? Because I'm going to die if I have to listen to one more question about if I have a bf.

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HA! She just asked about prom and what dreamy man I'm going to go with. Excuse me while I go piss myself laughing.

HUNTER, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU?



Who else is excited for parent weekend? And by excited I mean completely fucking over it.