Why Flint! Was that an underhanded compliment? I think I might be blushing. Be still my wayward heart!

I am eternally curious over what aspect has attracted you to one of the red-head monstrosities. Tell me, dear Marcus, have you taken him to meet the family? I'm fairly confident you have met his ... over-zealous and animated kin. It's such a Weasley thing to do.

Was there a brilliant Gryffindor intervention? And do tell me... When do you bring the kitten into the snake pit? I'm certain we're all just dying to meet your ... lover.