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「ᶯicole → ᵝoot」 ([info]nicoles) wrote,
@ 2009-01-26 20:57:00


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I'm bored and newly single. This is an open call, men.


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[info]supernoah
2009-01-27 04:02 am UTC (link)
WHAT! That is an interesting development.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:04 am UTC (link)
If you want to know what happened, you can ask your brother. I'm sure he'd tell it better anyway.

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Nick
[info]supernoah
2009-01-27 04:51 am UTC (link)
He's a moron! Whatever he said---remember he's a moron!

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Noah
[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:53 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'm well aware of that. I'm a whole bloody year's worth aware of that.

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Nick
[info]supernoah
2009-01-27 04:56 am UTC (link)
So! So smack him with a bat and be done with it!

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Noah
[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:57 am UTC (link)
Hitting him with a bat wouldn't teach him anything.

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Nick
[info]supernoah
2009-01-27 05:01 am UTC (link)
So he says its because I--
But that doesn't make any sense why would-
--Augh--


But it'll make you feel better.

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Noah
[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 05:02 am UTC (link)
Don't worry, if he actually sleeps with Lydia Proudfoot, that's the first thing on my list.

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:22 am UTC (link)
Well, that's mighty convenient -- I think I just felt my pager go off in my pants.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:24 am UTC (link)
..... How old are you?

Well, that is convenient, isn't it? And what's your name?

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:27 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'm surprised you haven't heard of me.

Bertram, love. You might want to learn it, you'll be calling it out over and over in a few hours.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:29 am UTC (link)
You are disgusting Do women actually respond to that sort of--- It'll be a good change.

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:30 am UTC (link)
You're responding, Legs

And here I thought that Quidditch blokes were supposed to be good in the sack.

Too concerned about polishing his own broom to take care of your quaffles, huh?

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:32 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay maybe you're not so bad

That would seem to be the case.

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:36 am UTC (link)
Then the only cure is a drink and a fanstastic shag.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:38 am UTC (link)
Well, you can pick me up after practice, then. You had better be legal

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:39 am UTC (link)
Excellent.

Legal AND with a kid.

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[info]das_boot
2009-01-27 04:42 am UTC (link)
Are you serious?!

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:43 am UTC (link)
What do you care?

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[info]das_boot
2009-01-27 04:44 am UTC (link)
You know what, fine. Never suspected you for a cradle-robber though.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:45 am UTC (link)
And I never suspected you for a slut----ohh wait, no, that's not entirely true.

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[info]das_boot
2009-01-27 04:48 am UTC (link)
I'll remember you said that when I'm shagging Lydia Proudfoot tonight.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:51 am UTC (link)
What? Well, you know what they say about birds of a feather.

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[info]das_boot
2009-01-27 04:53 am UTC (link)
Yea, have fun with the kid, Nick. Seems like a real winner.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 05:00 am UTC (link)
And you enjoy your stripper there. I'm sure it'll be a nice change for you to wake up in the morning and find that she's gone with a few galleons from your wallet.

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:46 am UTC (link)
Hey, hey.

The lady just wants someone who can give her what she needs.

All night, you get me?

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[info]das_boot
2009-01-27 04:51 am UTC (link)
You obviously have no sense of self-preservation, so I'll spell this out for you, you little shit:

One more word out of you, and I'll fucking crush you.

You get me?

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:53 am UTC (link)
That sure does sound like a great strategy for getting your bint back, mate.

Sure, sure -- I have to go pick up your girlfriend anyway.

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[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-01-27 05:03 am UTC (link)
You should be picking up your girlfriend. You know, just an idea.

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[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-01-27 05:01 am UTC (link)
I'll help.

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[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-01-27 04:29 am UTC (link)
What are... know what, I don't even want to know. Your just being Bertram.

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:35 am UTC (link)
oh come on, she's a fucking Quidditch Bunny -- I mean YOU'VE ALREADY HAD SEX WITH A --

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[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-01-27 04:38 am UTC (link)
I wasn't with you at the time!

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[info]pantsoptional
2009-01-27 04:39 am UTC (link)
DETAILS.

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[info]misterpadfoot
2009-01-27 04:52 am UTC (link)
Boredom is never a good thing.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 04:56 am UTC (link)
No. In fact, it's rather a terrible dilemma.

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[info]misterpadfoot
2009-01-27 05:01 am UTC (link)
I'm very sorry you are in such a terrible dilemma. I've got quite a lot of suggestions to remove you from this precarious position of boredom.

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[info]nicoles
2009-01-27 05:04 am UTC (link)
That's very kind, but it looks like I've got an offer.

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[info]misterpadfoot
2009-01-27 05:27 am UTC (link)
Be careful with that one, he's got a psychotic girlfriend.

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[info]frenzy_franzy
2009-01-27 05:29 am UTC (link)
Excuse me? Who the fuck are you to be talking about people like that.

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[info]misterpadfoot
2009-01-27 05:31 am UTC (link)
My point.

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[info]mrpopular
2009-01-27 06:07 am UTC (link)
A woman as beautiful as you shouldn't need to make an open call.

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[info]tootytoot
2009-01-27 06:15 am UTC (link)
O hi!

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