Hm? Wouldn't Sam get jealous?

She's too busy making out with Japan. I have needs.

Like topping 5.

Mm but you're already in the top 5. I need to be in it now. Since the last time I was in it was so long ago.

It's all part of my evil plot to stay in the top five forever. I veto bringing back the top five. Unless they just change all the top five to me.

As to be expected from Prussia.

But it should be brought back if only to have me on there.

Wait, what else isn't working besides your brain seeing as you want to be on my top 5?

Oh the searches don't work do they? Or don't they? Ohh mysterious. My input is vague enough to be the blue eyes white dragon.

My input is vague enough to be the blue eyes white vagina.

I like where this is going. It's almost productive enough to be the blue eyes white dragon.

SCREW THE VAGINA I HAVE A VAGINA!

See? Right here. This one's mine.

And if I refuse?

Then we meet at dawn. With pistols. There I will take it by force.

Are you challenging me to a duel? Aren't you supposed to slap me with a glove or something?

I am challenging you if you don't give me back my hat. Then the slapping starts.

What hat? I don't know what you're talking about.