You're an idiot. Here's hoping you get eaten first.

hello canadian reject, like who asked you?

Bitches and sluts are always the first to die in the movies, so I guess being both of them you don't have much longer left!

ug, your like the worst person ever. I would like never wish for someone to totally die, because that would like so not make me a good person. And I'm like way good, and way nice. I let freshmen carry my stuff sometimes, and like give them money for it cos I know they don't have as much as me. And you're just ugly and jealous because you are ugly.

Oh my god, I think you're just jealous of me because I'm so much skinnier than you are? Don't worry, if you start skipping breakfast you can be skinny too.

I AM NOT FAT YOU HORRIBLE UGLY LITTLE CLIT LICKER

yeah and you also have really big feet. what is with that?

Ug, you are so gross. And my feet aren't big. just like....go away or something.

I'm sorry, what? It must be difficult typing with all those dicks in your mouth.

uh hellooooo, i don't speak with ugly people. So like, please leave.

What? Already filled the quota up with your face?

Ug, It isn't my fault you have no taste. Don't you have some bat thing to go get bit by?

Yeah. Fortunately for you I'm not into bestiality, dogface.

HELLO, Why are you so jealous? Don't you have like some creepy rapist person you hang out with. Or does he not get off on green hair trolls?

HAHAHA Emilie, you read this thing?

....FFFFFFFF She's got like the I.Q. and the face of a chihuahua! Guilty pleasure, I admit this.

Were you there when she made that post about Osama getting voted president? It was fucking GOLD.

I can like totally read this you, you know. and like I still disagree with them like electing him. He's so totally a terrorist!!!!11!1!!

awww dont worry gingey minge, ill look after you. meet me at mine and gray's tonight ;)

you promise? cos like, I'm kinda worried. And like Gail is totes going to go look with his ghey brother. What if he comes back snacked on and ghey too?

yeah promise babe, we'll make it really nice. bring your best pajamas. have you got any of those silky ones?

i have some i got from victoria secret. :< but I might now wear them.

i heard the more clothes you wear the more attracted to you those creatures are. cuz you sweat more when you wear more clothes, you see.

....really?

i swear! are you telling me you didnt get the memo going round?

no. I like...guess so. but what if I get cold?

babe you wont even feel the cold, trust me.

ok. i'll come by tonite then.

Oh bb, are you that desperate? It's getting painful to watch? xD

yes mom, i am this desperate. i have needs! that need to be met!

Oh boy do you owe me. And Addy! Buy us ice cream!

And vodka!

Didn't you watch CNN last night? You have to wear as little clothing as you can possibly manage, the highest heels possible (it doesn't like tall things) and if you can find a giant platypus-shaped hat you are golden because it's the one animal that it fears.

Dead serious, have you seen any maimed platypuses on campus? DIDN'T THINK SO.

Um. :/ okay.

And don't worry about getting cold, you'll have Sim and Gray with you. In fact, if you're that worried, I can get every boy on campus in that room to help protect you.

I don't need everyone, thanks.

You're so brave. I'll tell Sim to take extra-special care of you.

Like whatever, let the losers go look Maybe they'll get eaten and then like we can just like not have to deal with thme?

omg that is so not nice Amber. We are totally nicer than them, okay. They should just like transfer or something so we don't have to deal with them.

But then SOMONE ELSE has to deal with them and u are a horrible person if u wish that one someon else.

can we just send them to a place with each other alone? Is that like cruel or something?

ug just let them go inthe forest, Emily can go fuck a bare or some shit didn't she just say she liked beastiality?

idk i guess :/

Hey! I'm one of the losers going to look for the monster. And bitches please you would be lost without me.

like not you, but like...the trolly girls. Or something. idek

michi- did you get a memo?

She's fierce though, if I'm going into the woods with someone I would definitely pick her.

Oh Gingey. I must have missed it too. I was wondering why everyone has been wearing cute lingerie in Rienzi.

you're not like...kidding, right?

Of course not! This is a serious matter of your health and safety. Besides you can always bring one of those cute little robes!