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this past wkend
Well friday i went out with some friends i was suppose to meet this guy i have been talking to for like 2 years now weird huh well hes been deployed and such and AGAIN he bailed and i knew it was goin to happen so i was like meh whatever....
We went to this bar that was like a gaming thing for adults kind of reminded me of Lucky's in VA it was alright but the place was way to bright i wished they would've dimmed the lights a bit....And then i got mild case of food posioning and got sick so i was in the bathroom half the night lol....
then we went to this place called Skips it's like a bar/restraunt and our waitress SUCKED so hard....that place was set up like a place you would see in DC in like adams morgan or something....The bartender sucked she didnt know how to mix drinks properly i mean she really didnt know what she was doing....And then this guy i over heard him talk shit about me for no reason when i didnt even say anything to him but hi my name is carole whats yours....he was a friend of one of my friend's boyfriend....he was trying to see what girl he could hit on cuz there were 8 of us the only down fall was i was the only single girl and they were all married lol....
and i over heard his friend tell him oh well i think the other girls are married what about the girl in the middle shes got a cute face...and his friend goes yeah but fat girls have high blood pressure and i can't deal with that....I was like WTF in my head...so at first i didnt say anything i turned to my friend sarah and said i wanted to leave...and then i over heard the guy say something else about me...and then i couldn't take it i blew the fuck up....
I told him first of all i'm not fat i have curves and alot of guys like curves Second you're not even cute yourself you have a big jew nose and your eyes are to far apart and you're going bald, you are probably declared legally dwarf because you're so short and you prolly have a tiny dick but it's okay most people who are that short do...Third you are pretty pathetic TRYING to go after married chicks i guess you are one of those guys and Fourth...you are the scum of the earth so heres a drink for you...so i was being bold that night and took my drink which was a vodka and cran and poured it on his pants....IT WAS FUN! everyone started to laugh...but he was pissed and began to call me names like fat ass etc...with a smile on my face and said Yes i do have a nice ass thanks :)
And then they tried to make me apologize to him and i said NOPE he deserved what he got and i'm happy about it :) with a big fat smile on my face and then and then the waitress came over and asked if anyone would like anything else and i said SURE the FAT GIRL here would like a drink please...and she just looked at me all weird and was like wow okay lol....and sarah and kristie busted out laughing...
needless to say it turned out like a good night afterall minus the tiny dick bitch and me having food posioning at first....
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