I think I could definitely get used to this professor thing. Sure, McGonagall's not going to retire until...well, no, I'm sure she'd pull a Binns and let her ghost take over and all that rot, so maybe I shouldn't try to get my hopes up, buuuut.

Well, anyway. It's a very groovy feeling, walking through the corridors and not getting scolded for being out between classes or after curfew. Though, Filch has grabbed me by the collar five times since I've been here, and all I have to say is, "That's Professor Pain in the Ass, Mr. Filch!"

And it works brilliantly. You should see that man flush.

OY, EVANS!

( Lily )

( Gideon )

I hate this planet sometimes.

Oh, what a riot.

I love me.

It has been a week


It's been two years----

So sick of this shit, fucking honestly.

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Oh my fucking God this guy


I am going to kill something

---------------I promise to never get in trouble again if-------------

Motherfuckinggoddamnitshitfuckthismotherfuckergodforsakenasshole

If anyone has seen Sirius Black, please tell him to get his arse over here so I can give it a swift kick.



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I hate him I hate him I hate him

Peter. Pettigrew.

Are you aware that it's your birthday?

Remus Lupin.

Are you aware that it is your birthday?

Lily. Where is my Catapults jersey? This is of dire importance.

I have a good feeling about this year. Kirkham's been amazing, Bardera's unstoppable, I mean. We're gonna do it. I can feel it in my bones.

I need paint--

Interesting.

( Private )

( Sirius )

Oh look, Vance, a morbid one-liner to hide the angst behind the hexes.