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i don't know how you stumbled over this journal, and frankly, i feel sorry for you. you've stumbled onto the great- gloriousness that is Milez Glorious (yes, that is my real name to you all, not many know my government). so, what's good. what do you want to know? okay, here's a couple of facts that are true to life and if it isn't, i hope lighting strikes me. now excuse me while I put on this rubber suit and introduce you to the real.

1. I am a motherfuckin' BEAST.
that's right, i'm as savage as they come. matter of fact, we were at the club and one of my comrades snapped a picture of me going into beast mode:

to the fullest, son, and if anybody ever told you otherwise, they're liars and if you look closely, i was nowhere around to reject such untrue claims.

2. Here's what I like: Girls, cash, music and expensive objects.
you need to recognize that as a youth in his prime, i'm mucho hedonistic and very unforgiving. girls, cash, music and expensive objects will get my attention no matter what, no denying the shit. matter of fact, i frequently live it up with various high profile athletes and i own three yachts. they call me the "Yachtsman" at the local countryclub, probably because i always wear a blue sportsjacket and a red and white striped shirt underneath. whatever.

3. Any accounts on my journal? TRUTH.
being my personal journal, and because i like you all enough to blast my business over the internet to people i don't know, i only bring you the real and my opinions on matters going on in the world. they're here for you to absorb.

4. Diddy and I have a bowling team.
yeah.

5. And we also hold Poker tournaments every other Sunday.
i'm glad i'm filthy rich because i suck at poker i'm just there for the ladies.

6. I joke around A LOT and if you can't take a joke, too bad.
duh. i believe life is meant to be funny and an adventure. i take things in stride and i hardly ever trip over anything. my bombastic stories often attract haters because they want to be me so bad, they can't stand it. i see the internet as a toy, and trust me, if you try to put me on blast in one of your blogs, i'm not even going to trip. i gets laid and paid on the reg so i laugh at these exploits. but that shit won't stop me from making fun of you.

7. bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
do I love music? psh oh yeah. i'll post random ass song lyrics and shit on here for time to time, and you might even get a playlist you can download so you can pretend to be me for a day. if you got some listening recommendations, post them anywhere in my journal and let me get an insight into what you're listening to. the more music, the better.

8. Feel free to add this journal.
i don't care who you are, you can add this journal. however, if you're full of bullshit to the point where your additions on my fp make me want to blow this motherfucker up, i'll max your lame journal off my friends list. i rarely go nuts though so you should be fine.