Maybe it's like the hiccups, an' you need somebody to scare ya. Y'all can always look at Mack's face?

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Still no monkey. I shoulda popped like two days ago. Did I do something? Is he just too comfy?

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Don't remind me, what if it's bad- I guess it's pretty comfy in there? Seems kinda damp, I dunno. I think I'd wanna come out. And he was kickin me in the back the other night when I was the lil' spoon, so I bet he wants to come out too..

Maybe he's lost. I'll check them books Sera gave me again. There gotta be a section on this, right?

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Lost? Shit. We're fucked if he has his momma's sense of direction. You're right though he's kicking around in there. I just need to stop freaking out. Right? We'll be alright. Should I start doing jumping jacks or something? I souls have read the damn baby books from cover to cover

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Well, there's really only two? one way out, so I'm sure he'll figure it out soon! If I could up slackin' off in a belly, I would be. We should definitely quit freaking out.. kids are like, weeks late all the time. I think it's the early you gotta worry bout.

You could, cause I'll totally watch, but I dunno if it'll fix Monkey. It might piss him off, all that bouncin around.

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Okay. Yeah. Totally. And you're right, no early surprises. I don't want him pissed off before he even gets out. I just... Due dates are supposed to be met. I was so anxious and I thought it would be over by now but here we are still waiting. I guess it makes sense that the constantly yet fashionably late bitches would have a fashionably late bb. Just tell me one more tome that we are gonna be okay.

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Aren't I always right?? And I know due dates are supposed to met but y'know I read in one of them books that it ain't even accurate. They can't really tell when ya really.. exactly conceived or whatever it's all, so it's like a guessin' game! He'll come out when he's good and ready, he'll know when it's a real nine months!

We're gonna be okay, and our kiddo is just keepin us on our toes, right?

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Course he is. Thanks babe, I mean it. Bring home some pineapple for me and Sera.. <3

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I meant Tate. But whatever. Sera can come too. Just bring a lot of pineapple home. Tater and I have plans.

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You know I hate to agree with Hunter, but she might actually be right for once. I've always learned that it's pretty common, more than half of babies are overdue by a week or two! To quote the book she's probably reading, or I assume she's been reading it because I found it under the coffee table propping the leg up;

"Due dates are simply an educated guess about when your baby is most likely to arrive. It's perfectly normal to give birth one to two weeks before — or after — your due date. In fact, your pregnancy must continue two weeks past your due date to earn the official label of overdue pregnancy, also known as postterm pregnancy."

Apparently it's even more prevalent in first time moms and people having boys. :) I don't think you have anything to worry about! I hope? Oh god what if I jinx it cause I tried to sound like a real life doctor oh god- You could always get induced if you really wanted??

Oh! Eating pineapple and walking are supposed to induce labor too, more naturally.. I mean, you have your hospital bag packed, right? We could just eat a whole ring of pineapple and hope?

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You are the best little sister ever. The bag is sitting by the door and ready to go. Pineapples sound so good though I'm down if you're down

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I'm always down to smoke a fattie and eat some pineapple! My stepmom makes a really good chicken with like, pineapple sweet and sour sauce.. so boss, maybe she has the recipe.

Not that I can cook, but.

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Omg. Pineapple upside-down cake would be so pimp. Let's get some! The chicken sounds dope too. Don't worry, I'll suck up to Hunter with pouty face, she won't be able to say no

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You should be fine sweety, but let me know if you want me to come take a look? My pig head sister banned me until further notice because I got too nosy! It looks like you got a few good heads to help you out though ;)

Also, perhaps YOU could tell me what those scratches on my little sisters back are from? She wouldn't tell me...I know she's hiding something.

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We're doing ok now, just a little fussy but you are always welcome over for pineapple laps and movie nights. And maybe secret doctor appointments, they never hurt to just check.

I do not claim to have any knowledge of your sisters private life or the fact that she even has scratches at all. I can barely see past my belly!

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Well I don't mind if I do! Miss you kids, it feels like its been a while. Kate wishes you the best luck too, she says she'd be happy to help you take care of Monkey while you finish your finals!

You know though, I can tell baby momma! Mack tells Hunter everything, and that girl can't keep her mouth shut.

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:3 Thanks mamabear. It means a lot. Come snuggie on the couch. No boys but Monkey allowed.

I have no idea! We live all the way across the apartment from each other! I have no idea what she does in her free time. Perhaps she uh... you know, fell off her broom! And doesn't wanna admit! She's like super competitive and wouldn't want to admit it!

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