Minerva Alice McGonagall (mcgoogles) wrote,
@ 2009-07-15 16:26:00

I am so bored. Alfred and Olive, are you together without me? That is just bad form, you know, horrible, horrible form and I cannot believe you would do that to your best friend of six years. Really. Just horrible.

Come to my house. I'm lonely.

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	mcgoogles 2009-07-15 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Ye NO. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 12:00 am UTC (link)
	WAS THAT A YES YOU WILL MARRY ME? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 12:03 am UTC (link)
	NO. IT WAS A NO I WILL NOT MARRY YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE...STUPID. AND GOING TO MARRY OLIVE YOU KNOW ALL THAT TISH TOSH Don't look at me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 12:13 am UTC (link)
	I'M CHARMING. YOU KNOW I AM. YOU KNOOOOW I AM. I AM STILL MARRYING OLIVE. I WILL HAVE TWO WIVES. YOU WILL BE MY HAREM. OH I'M LOOKINGAT YOU (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Do you think your mother will ever come around to liking Olive? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 12:17 am UTC (link)
	I hope she will eventually accept our love, yes, as it's never-ending (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Right. So we shouldn't tell her about the part where you just proposed to me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 06:55 am UTC (link)
	No we can tell her. You can be the day wife, she can take nights. Or vice versa, I'm not picky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 07:00 am UTC (link)
	~~I suppose it depends on who you'd like to see more in their knickers.~~ How about I am your...never wife? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 07:02 am UTC (link)
	What if I want to see you both in your knickers AT THE SAME TIME? That would be lovely. Please, please, be my day wife, my Minnie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 07:03 am UTC (link)
	ALFRED JAMES TIBERIUS POTTER, STOP READING MY SCRATCH-OUTS. (I think it would be far too lovely for you to handle.) Haven't we been over this? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 07:06 am UTC (link)
	It would be just lovely enough. BLOT THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO READ THEM. Yes we have. But I do not take no for an answer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 07:09 am UTC (link)
	HOPELESS, that is what you are. Fine. I'll marry you, but you can't marry Olive too. If I'm going to be your wife, I want all of you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 07:23 am UTC (link)
	...But I need both! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Unfortunate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 07:52 am UTC (link)
	What if I say please really nicely? And let you both share my bed? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Olive kicks in her sleep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 07:56 am UTC (link)
	WELL THEN I'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOU BOTH AWAKE ALL THE TIME, WON'T I (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 07:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I believe I just vomited slightly in my mouth. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alfredo 2009-07-16 08:03 am UTC (link)
	WHY DO YOU RESIST ME SO? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcgoogles 2009-07-16 08:06 am UTC (link)
	Because I'm really, honestly in love with you, and I know you don't mean these things. I'm protecting myself, Alfred. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)