Malcolm Brown (malcolmite) wrote,
@ 2008-05-06 13:37:00

[Jamie] Where are you currently and how long until we can hang out? ~~that annoying girl is out so you have to be near to getting out too and Psyke and Harper think~~ I have stuff for you. [/Jamie]

I love waffles. They are far far superior to pancakes or other breakfast fluffythings.

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jamienotmorty
2008-05-06 10:58 pm UTC (link)

BLASPHEMER! Pancakes are far superior to waffles. Especially chocolate chip pancakes made by me.

[Malcolm]

~~What kind of stu~~

My currently location is latitude

I'm at home, which I'm guessing means I'm well enough to not be in the hospital and am not contagious or anything, so I should be all right to hang out whenever since I'm also not working right now. I'm not 100% yet, but I'm well enough to be home, and I feel well enough to not stay in bed all bloody day at least.

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	malcolmite 2008-05-06 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	They're so thick and heavy! But if you will make some to try and convince me, I bet I could be forced to eat one or two. [Jamie] So.... would you be up for a break out? I have a mode of transportation and all you have to do is sit there and look fabulous and not get sick again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

jamienotmorty
2008-05-06 11:22 pm UTC (link)

You're eating the wrong kinds of pancakes then. And if you have to force yourself to eat them, I'm not going to bother making them for you. However, if you'd be open to expanding your horizons and trying something new and un-waffle-like, I may be able to arrange some kind of pancake testing thing for you during breakfast at the Leaky.

[Malcolm]

~~YES PLEASE!~~

Yeah, I would. And so long as the mode of transportation doesn't make me sick, I won't be getting sick.

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	malcolmite 2008-05-06 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you'd have to force me to eat pancakes really, especially if you're going to make them. [Jamie] I do no think it will, I'm a very safe driver. When would be the safest time for escaping? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamienotmorty 2008-05-06 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Then you should come in for breakfast one day and order the pancakes. [Malcolm] I'd say night, but I get this feeling if I was noticed as gone, it'd look like I ran away for good. I think any time after nine in the morning is good, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	malcolmite 2008-05-06 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	As soon as you are back at work, we shall try this! [Jamie] Okay, tomorrow then? Nine-thirty. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a plan! [Malcolm] I'm free tomorrow! Is Is the mode of transportation the stuff you have for me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Excellent! Nope! It's different! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Do I get a hint about what it is? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I will give you twenty questions. It's not food or lame. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 12:26 am UTC (link)
	That's not fair. I have no idea what you'd consider lame. Is it bigger than a bread box? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 12:27 am UTC (link)
	You'll have to find out. Sometimes it is. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 12:34 am UTC (link)
	I have to also find out what would drive you mad if you had to guess what it was. Is it one of those expanding sword things? I don't know what they're called, but I've seen them in stores. You push a button or wave it, and it expands and locks, and when you unlock it somehow, it goes back into itself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 12:37 am UTC (link)
	You shall have your own chance, this is my turn. Nope it is not a telescoping sword. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Jamie & Malcolm

jamienotmorty
2008-05-07 12:49 am UTC (link)

~~Wasn't it your turn last time, too?~~

I

I didn't say it wasn't. Just that I have to think of revenge.

I don't know. I can't think of anything that expands and retracts that isn't the pupil or the penis, and unless it's a dragon's or a giant's or something, I doubt they get that big. Plus, I can't imagine those are things you'd have for me that you'd make me guess.

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	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 12:52 am UTC (link)
	I am okay with your revenge. I will be ready. You're right that I wouldn't give you a giant or dragon penis or pupil as a gift. That certainly would be a surprise. You were on the right track with the toys. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 01:06 am UTC (link)
	A train with removable cars? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Nope! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Does it expand from inside itself or a central point? That is, does it expand like the sword in one direction or in multiple/all directions? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 01:52 am UTC (link)
	The latter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 03:13 am UTC (link)
	My head hurts from trying to think. I'd say a plant, but that's not really in the same field as a toy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Nope. You've still got 15 questions. You can also just wait for the morning and find out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You were one of those kids who actually waited until Christmas (or whatever holiday your family celebrates) to find out what you got instead of trying to find out before hand, weren't you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but I had a ridiculously fun time teasing my brothers that since I was the good one, I knew what their presents were. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Do you then not get antsy over anticipation? Do you just accept it and wait patiently? Because, if not, I'm going to have to find some other way of teasing you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Depends on what and who. For Christmas, I know I'm getting something and my parents and family know my tastes. But if you have a secret for me, I might get a little antsy. ~~Trust me you are very good at unintentionally teasing anyway~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Well, if I told you if I had a secret for you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Somewhat, I guess. But I still wouldn't know what the secret was. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 04:27 am UTC (link)
	And it wouldn't matter if I did or not if you'd just react in a way that said you'd wait and see. Does this mean your curiosity is low? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I said it depended on what. Christmas and birthday presents I generally wait and see. It really just depends. I wouldn't say so, but with gifts I'm going to find out eventually, why ruin the surprise? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
	When you put it that way, you'll find out all surprises eventually anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. But like I said, it depends on the situation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I wouldn't know what to surprise you with to have a surprise for you anyway. ~~I'm just~~ I'm just trying to keep you writing at this point. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Okay. Why? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Why what? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Nevermind. How was your day, being home? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Nevermind what? Better than being in hospital. More private, too. How was your day? Put up any interesting wards? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 05:38 am UTC (link)
	About the question, it was a stupid one and I answered it myself. That's good. My day was good. I babyproofed an entire house. It was fun after the mummy-to-be left me alone. She was hanging over my shoulder to see if I was doing it right or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Well, what answer did you come up with? She's just pregnant and wants to make sure her baby's safe. She may also just be curious about the wards. If she had you do it, she's probably not that great at it and might be curious how to do it and what you do and maybe even how to touch them up if she can't owl you because it's late at night or something. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Because you wanted to talk to me. Yes, but I don't need someone who doesn't have my experience trying to tell me what to do. Its harder to concentrate. Don't worry, I was perfectly charming to the pregnant woman. And my wards don't need touch ups. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 06:03 am UTC (link)
	~~You'd be out of a job if~~ Ar D Arrogance is unattractive on you. Besides, you'd be out of a job if everything always worked perfectly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, I guess my answer was wrong. Probably, but I can do babyproofing in my sleep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Jamie & Malcolm

jamienotmorty
2008-05-07 06:18 am UTC (link)

I didn't say that. The comment about arrogance was in reference to your comment about your wards not needing touch ups. Actually, my whole reply was because it came off as arrogant. I figured the pregnant lady could defend herself or have her husband do it since I have no idea if she actually attempted to tell you how to do your job or just hovered for a bit. Besides, only she would know her motives for doing any of that. As for your answer, I didn't think I had to say it was correct because it was.

~~And now that I have a headache and feel like I'm talking to one of my brothers~~

I'm thinking quitting while I'm behind might be a good idea right about now so I don't make a complete and total twat of myself tonight and leave it at utter twat for now.

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	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I misread it then, sorry. I was mostly joking about it anyway. Just a miscommunication, these journals don't really work well for getting points across, especially for jokes and stuff. If you're going away, good night and I'll see you tomorrow still? If I haven't fucked things up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm jamienotmorty 2008-05-07 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	So was I, but I'm completely incapable of making a joke that anyone finds funny. You haven't. ~~I have~~ And I'd still like to see you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Jamie & Malcolm malcolmite 2008-05-07 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	I find you funny all of the time, it was just the journals really. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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