...'Cause you know that I can.

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

*Rules
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
No need to say which ones.
If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
If you got tagged, tag at least 3 people on your watch list.

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL: 4

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 5

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 5

1. been to a wild party.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. own(ed) a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: Damnit, why do these idjits INSIST on calling it "THE" MARDI GRAS!?--umm, I mean 4

1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
10. had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL: 2

1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your best friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 4

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 9 (if you were wondering, #8 was the only one I missed =P)

1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. cheated on someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 6

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
TOTAL: 4

Total: 43 (yikes)

Mark the things you've said/done/agree with/whatever with an "X."
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5

Australian
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total: 3

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what a italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[X] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (wtf?...)
[X]You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually (...What the eff is a "nukka"?)
[X] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (Meaning...?)
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[] You like watermelon. (...)
[] You can dance. (...Shaddap.)
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[X] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math. (May I put an negative-X here? No?)
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
{] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[X] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total: 4

Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey. (Back when we had a franchise, at least ;_;)
[X] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2

American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 46 (ok, 2 ::sighs::)