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[15 Jul 2009|10:54pm] |
Today I was in the mood to waste some time and money, so I went to the mall to do so. After blowing thirty dollars on a pair of jeans, I ran into some girls I had geography class with last year. Stacy, Kimmy and some other -y named girl. They asked me how my summer was going, and simply because I was in a good mood I decided not to just completely ignore them. That was my first mistake.
After about five minutes of an entirely awkward conversation, Stacy asked me what I planned on doing with my life. I just sort of paused, giving Kimmy the chance to jump in with, "HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?" Uh, sorry, but I didn't know he was lost. I told them that my parents weren't really big on church, and neither are my aunt and uncle. (Mistake #2: Supposedly it's up to me to find my own salvation through Jesus.) Somehow within a matter of seconds, it progressed into them inviting me on a mission trip to someplace in Central America at the end of this month... Me being the awesome person I am told them that I couldn't, because I had to help my aunt make preparations to sacrifice her unborn child around that time frame. I found that hilarious, but the -Y's really didn't.
Uncle John, supposedly I should look into going to church because I'm a heathen. I've got it on good word that I come from a "Pagan household filled with idolaters" and that you could benefit from Christ's love, too. Just thought you should know.
Aunt Sarah, sorry the zygote had to be brought into this.
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[20 May 2009|05:26am] |
So. Not only have I realized that this place sucks, and is boring to the nth degree, I've also realized that you all are some of the weirdest people I've ever met. What the hell is wrong with all of you?
Also. Anybody wanna write a paper on A Separate Peace by John Knowles for me? I told my teacher I'm allergic to essays, so she gave me detention, and I don't really feel like writing the paper anymore.
One more thing. Has anyone seen a purple corduroy knapsack anywhere? I left it at school accidently when I skipped third and fourth hour the other day.
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[22 Mar 2009|09:00pm] |
Now I know I'm no longer enrolled in a private academy, but are all people who go to public schools as dim-witted as the ones at my new school?
I'm sorry to disapoint, but no, my entire vocabulary does not revolve around the words 'eppy', 'bollocks', 'mate', 'bugger' and 'ruck'. You do realize that when you try to use your "cool Brit slang" on me - that you learned from watching Harry Potter - you end up looking like a fool, right?
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[07 Mar 2009|04:03am] |
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This place sucks.
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