Ohmigod, they're like, so crazy. Mom was all THIS TURKEY IS OVERCOOKED but its not like she even EATS turkey anyway so like, what's the big deal? Okay? And Daddy was just smoking cigars through the WHOLE MEAL RIGHT AT THE TABLE, LIKE, WHO DOES THAT so he probably couldn't even taste if it was covered in lkie sewage or something and it's just like WHY do we even do this?