there's no place like home


I'm giving you a tour of my place, Suigetsu, in case you happen to win our little wager tomorrow. You won't win but I'm feeling generous, so this is more a taste of what you'll be missing out on.

This is the couch. Consider it your bed.


This is the kitchen. If you burn one of my pans, I will hit you with it.


The liquor cabinet. No touching.


The dining table... sit down to eat, please.


This is the spiral staircase that leads up to my bedroom; if you climb it without my permission I will kick you back down it.


This is my bedroom, where you will not be setting foot unless you need to walk through on your way to the bathroom.


Which is here. Put the damn toilet seat down and don't use all my hot water.


And meet Ton Ton. My baby. :)


May the best drunk win.