Naruko Uzumaki (konstant) wrote,
@ 2009-10-13 00:23:00

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hangovers are the worst, i am 19 now yay, it is my birthday!!, secret admirer is bad at his job, soooo much cake

((04)) Happy Birthday to Me!!
It was my birthday on the 10th! I'm 19 now! I feel so oooooooooold but I've done so little.

Some co-workers went out with me and we danced and drank a whoooooole lot. I didn't feel good at all the next day, so I also had my very first hangover! It sucked a lot I don't want to have another one of those. No one was going to do it so I sent myself flowers at work and everyone was soooo jealous, hehe. They think I have a secret admirer! Maybe I do, because if it's a secret, I don't know about it either I guess. But he didn't send me flowers... so what good are you, secret admirer??

I also ordered a bunch of birthday cakes from eat-in because I thought they would be small... they looked small in the photos. So I got a chocolate one and a red velvet one and a yellow cake and also a strawberry one. Oh and a lemon cake. But no... they're not small at all, they're really big, and I couldn't return them. So I've been eating cake for breakfast lunch and dinner since my birthday... I feel sick and fat and I'm all out of milk now.

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	microchipped 2009-10-13 06:39 am UTC (link)
	You share a birthday with Chief Namikaze, but it seems like you had more fun than he probably did in a stuffy banquet with lots of political figures attending. I don't think I've ever had lemon cake. I'll have to try it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

konstant
2009-10-13 06:43 am UTC (link)

All the coolest people have their birthday on October 10! ♥ You're a Libra too but you missed out on the coolest birthday day, sorry.

I would like to go to a stuffy banquet with lots of political figures attending. I've never been.

You should try it! It is really good but... but it's not really good as dinner, so you should try it as dessert.

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How would you like half of a yellow cake that says "ppy tday uko??"

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	microchipped 2009-10-13 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Somehow I'll live. I suggest being the date of someone invited in your case. That way you can experience it but only that once. Well, unless you keep dating that person. I ate cake for dinner the other day. I don't think it's so bad! But maybe not every night. Hehe, that sounds good. By the way, [insert Eat-In store # code thingy] has really great small cakes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

konstant
2009-10-13 06:54 am UTC (link)

Do you know any stuffy political figures who aren't creepy and won't ask me to meet them at night at parks??

Also will you really take this cake really?? No one else wants it, they say it's unsanitary, but I disagree and I don't want to waste it since I paid for it. There is so much cake here it is really not funny at all.

!!! Thank you! Oooohhhhh their cakes all look so good... they have a mini wedding cake! I have to get that right now.

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	microchipped 2009-10-13 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Would you send me a picture of yourself so I can at least know who I'm setting them up with? If you're willing, take a picture of yourself in front of this entry so I know it's really you. I'll give you my Eat-In number. To be honest, it's not the most sanitary thing ever, but right now I don't really care. Glad you approve. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 07:04 am UTC (link)
	Okay! Oh gosh wait I have to look nice give me a minute. Oh yay!! Thank you! Okay I will send it over you can cut from the places I didn't cut from and then it will be alright. Oh did your birthday already pass?? This is my birthday present, a used cake, hehe. Oh no... why did I order another cake... this was a bad idea... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-10-13 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Sure. [Private!] [his Eat-In #] [/Private] Yeah, thanks. My present for you will be to get you the best date I can. Eat-In is dangerous, right? I waste tons of money buying junk food. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

konstant
2009-10-13 07:14 am UTC (link)

Okay it is on it's way! Also I hope you like red velvet and strawberry cakes, hehe. They are just bonuses!

Yay thank you! Okay here is a photo you can show them. They're rich right?

[Good quality photo of Naruko! Oh she's so cute look at her with her pigtails awwww and a girly button-down shirt that is definitely what she wore to work today and she is giving a peeeeace sign in front of her modestly-sized monitor with this thread on the screen.]

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	microchipped 2009-10-13 07:16 am UTC (link)
	I do but chocolate is my favorite. Okay, got them! Thanks! Yeah they'll be rich. You're really cute. I won't have a problem finding a date for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 07:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh well sorry that one's already gone, it's my favorite too, hehe. Whew, you're welcome! My cake levels are now manageable! Yay! I can't wait to go to a stuffy banquet. I wonder what the food is like. Oh and thank you! ♥ ♥ ♥ Don't tell them I've been eating so much cake though they might think I'm getting fat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-10-13 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Don't buy more until you get rid of the other ones. Not even the wedding cake. Although that wedding cake is cool, you can customize it. The food is usually good, and don't worry, I won't say that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 07:32 am UTC (link)
	!!! But! I want to customize it. Have you had it?? Oh gosh you can put different fillings... Gasp do you go to stuffy banquets too?? I can't wait to try it. I hope they're having one soon so I can go. If you get me a better date than the matchmaker company I work for I will be so confused! Confused but happy, hehe. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-10-13 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and if you send them pictures of yourself through their website they can make a little figure that looks like you. I didn't do that so I don't know how good they are, but I believe they're edible. I can't make any promises but I'll try. And yeah I do go to stuffy banquets from time to time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

konstant
2009-10-13 09:28 pm UTC (link)

NO WAY how could you not do that? I'm doing that. I don't think I could eat a figure of myself so I'll keep it forever. ♥ ♥

If you can't find anyone I will be really disappointed. :(

Oh well if you can't find any of your rich friends to take me you can take me as punishment for not finding me a date to a stuffy rich people banquet. Yay problem solved, kind of. I still want a boyfriend! Do not slack please.

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	microchipped 2009-10-13 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I will when I get married. So what if I can hook you up with someone I know will take you to a banquet but I know they don't want a relationship? Is that bad? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Well but this is a test-run to see if they do it right. Uhmmmmm. I think the banquet is the most important thing here. So in order of priority it goes banquet with a rich guy, then a relationship. Does that help? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-10-13 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Let me know how it goes. Yep. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-13 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	That's pathetic. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Uhmmmm which part? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

cadaver_theatre
2009-10-13 11:00 pm UTC (link)

The part where you're pleased that you've killed the few remaining braincells you have with alcohol. The part where you didn't double check the sizes of the cakes before you ordered them and are now eating them for meals. The part where you sent yourself flowers in an attempt to make yourself look good instead of actually making friends who would give you presents.

Basically you in general.

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	konstant 2009-10-13 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	They grow back... Cake is really good... I have friends... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-13 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	No, they don't you fool. Just one drink kills 1,000,000 brain cells. And they never grow back. The cake may be good, but eating too much of it causes fat build up in your body and will make your lower body fat and cause cellulite which will assure that you will never get flowers from anyone ever. You will not even want to send them to yourself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	They do grow back! Due to stem cells in the brain! Unless you drink a lot and then the stem cells can't make new ones because they're all drunk, I guess. And my doctor said I was underweight!! And I will always want to send flowers to myself!! I will send some right now so there. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-13 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Cake will not solve your underweight issue. It is unhealthy and you will destroy your body eating so much of it. I'm beginning to see that speaking with you is a waste of time. Something must have gone wrong in your childhood that makes you unable to make logical thought process. I recommend going to a specialized doctor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing went wrong in my childhood... and why do people keep telling me to get help... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Your birthing then. Something that happened before your memories were able to take root in your mind. If more then one person has told you so, perhaps you should do it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-13 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Is there a logic doctor? I don't think that exists. And I don't want Officer Hidan doing brain surgery on me either. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-13 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	They are mental doctors. Officer Hidan is not qualified to do any form of surgery. You need a license for that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-14 12:14 am UTC (link)
	I don't really like psychiatrists... and that's what I said! He just said he's seen a lot of cracked open heads so he knows what he's doing but that's not the same at all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-14 12:29 am UTC (link)
	I am better certified then he is. I recommend going to the doctor despite your dislike of them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-14 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I don't want them to prescribe me anything... I like who I am. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-14 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I would rather be capable of social thought. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-10-14 12:45 am UTC (link)
	I'm perfectly capable of everything!! You just don't like me because you're mean. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadaver_theatre 2009-10-14 12:53 am UTC (link)
	That is not a reason to not like you. I am merely honest. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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