Naruko Uzumaki (konstant) wrote,
@ 2009-08-24 13:47:00

Entry tags:

by 'every girl' she means like 2 people, jealous, matchmaking, sob sob, wish for a boyfriend, zombies

((03)) Wishhhh
Gahhhh! Like every girl in the office is engaged and looks soooooo happy. And I'm happy for them too! But secretly really jealous, like I definitely give them dirty looks when they aren't looking... at least I hope they're not looking...

I work at a matchmaking company, why is it so hard to find a boyfriend! I smell good and I'm really pretty and I'm thin... and I spend a lot of money on cute clothes. Do guys look at cute clothes? I hope so because I have a lot of them.

Mondays are always busy here because people went on dates over the weekend, but not as busy as Friday when people want last minute dates. Wanna know what I did Friday?? I ate a lot of food and watched a lot of movies! By myself!! But I wasn't wearing cute clothes...

Lots of people want to know if their matches believe that Hokage really did revive the dead... they're taking it really seriously, and some of them won't go on dates if the other person disagrees with them. I think it's true. Blond scientists are always working on something, and it's all top secret and hush-hush! So it wouldn't be that strange!

Any cute guys out there want to go on a date? ♥

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	microchipped 2009-08-25 06:24 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't look for guys on the internet if I were you. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 06:35 am UTC (link)
	You're almost guaranteed to get matched up with someone creepy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Gross. Are you creepy? Or cute or blond? Actually those first, let me change the order! Are you cute, blond, and not creepy? ♥ ♥ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 06:42 am UTC (link)
	You do know it's kind of moot to ask someone if they're creepy. If someone's trying to gain your trust and score a date with you, they're not going to admit to being creepy. I could say I'm cute, blond and not creepy, but how do you really know? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 06:46 am UTC (link)
	But... well... okay... since you said "moot" I think you know what you're talking about, you sound smart. I would know when I met you! I'm a very good judge of character! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:04 am UTC (link)
	What would you say to meeting at the park at night? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Tonight?? Wait, which park?? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:10 am UTC (link)
	You're supposed to say no. The park is big, dark and secluded. You could get in a lot of trouble there at night with a man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh... That's a good point... I never thought it that way before... Okay, ask me again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:19 am UTC (link)
	What would you say to meeting at the park at night? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-25 07:21 am UTC (link)
	NO! It's big and dark and secluded and I could get in a lot of trouble there with you!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microchipped 2009-08-25 07:22 am UTC (link)
	But I'm cute and blond. I'm not even creepy! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boned 2009-08-26 04:47 am UTC (link)
	I find it hard to believe that someone who is pretty and thin and smells good and likes to dress all fancy-like was by herself on a Friday. I'd have treated you to a real good time doll. Still could, I mean, if that cute guy wanting a date offer still stands. Because I am definitely just that. And not all guys on the internet are creepy since I'm proof of that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-26 04:54 am UTC (link)
	It's true!! I would not lie about something that made me look bad. Really?? ♥ ♥ Of course it still stands! I'm not supposed to believe you but don't tell that guy up there that I totally do. But I guess I have to meet you somewhere with lots of people so you don't rape or murder me! Obviously a creep wouldn't agree to those terms, so this is a test!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boned 2009-08-26 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Well then you and me can look real pretty next to each other. ♥ I won't rape or murder you! Promise, doll, and my fingers aren't crossed. That guy up there is a stiff so I won't tell him nothing. What kind of things do you like to do! Besides shopping, movies and being charming as you are. And for the record, guys that are worth talking to notice cute clothes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-26 05:08 am UTC (link)
	That would be ideal!! Okay, I believe you! Yeah, he's totally a stiff! Uhmmm. Well yes I like being charming! I also like eating and trying new foods! And trying new things I like that too. I like dancing kind of! Mostly I liked dressing up to go dancing. What do you like to do? So you notice cute clothes? Is that what you're trying to say? ♥ ♥ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boned 2009-08-26 05:15 am UTC (link)
	That is exactly what I'm trying to say. Good catch. This is a damned coincidence. Those are my favorite things too! Well except dressing up. I'll leave that one to you because I think you'll do it better. ♥ I have two left feet though, not gonna lie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-26 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Hehehe! But then those aren't your favorite things, then the only thing we have in common is eating and trying new things... ohhhhh do you mean that you're charming too? I get you. That's clever! It's okay! When I went dancing lots of people didn't dance at all. I danced though. You can watch me dance! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-26 05:42 am UTC (link)
	I am clever, aren't I! I would never!! Don't joke about that. I have a really high metabolism! Aside from your blasphemous accusations I think that is the best idea in the entire world!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-26 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Okay!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ Friday! You can just call me I always answer my phone! [DIGITS!] I've heard that too so it must be true! I want to go to the best club, but I don't know what that is. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	boned 2009-08-26 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Lucky for you I do! I will definitely be calling you. ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	konstant 2009-08-26 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Yay! ♥ ♥ ♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)