Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-11-19 14:26:00

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It's with the greatest honor that I would like to announce that every single one of you is invited to attend the wedding of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju on November 27th, 2010.

So me. My wedding. I decided to be ultra generous and extend an invitation to the lot of you. You will find formal invitations in the employee lounge, as well as instructions to the country club where the wedding will take place. I have one rule and one simple rule only. Don't any of you dare to try and crash this wedding. I've hired security so intense it's practically a SWAT team. You won't get away with it, trust me.

Other than that, it's open bar. And there will be gourmet food beyond what any of you can afford daily. And free gifts for all who attend. Plus the honor of witnessing the greatest love of our time.

Plus you get the day off work if you attend.

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	lost_but_found 2010-11-20 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I will be attending. Thank you for your offer. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-20 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	You're the ring bearer. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2010-11-20 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	I thought it would be good to give my RSVP. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-20 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	It is good. Tell Shisui he can be the flower boy. He'll come out with you, and just scatter flowers on the ground that I'm to walk on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2010-11-20 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	I think he would like that, it will help him to feel more involved with the family. I will pass on the good news and let you know if there is any feedback that is negative about that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-20 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are you excited? I need you this week to help me make sure the event chef's are making good food. They're coming to the mansion to cook some of everything they'll be serving. I trust your palate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lost_but_found 2010-11-20 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	I am really looking forward to it. I do hope the day goes well for you and I will do whatever I can to make sure that happens. What day do you need me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-21 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Do we have to come baring gifts? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely. The invitation suggests so. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-21 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I know exactly what to get. For your husband. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Is it assless chaps? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makingabang 2010-11-21 02:27 am UTC (link)
	What's his shoe size? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Nine and a half. You're getting him shoes? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-21 02:47 am UTC (link)
	I'll recycle your gift from the last wedding. You still owe me a gift. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 02:52 am UTC (link)
	You're not getting a gift on my wedding day. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-21 02:53 am UTC (link)
	The day before. It's my birthday present. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Say please. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-21 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	I don't have to say please for my birthday. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-21 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	But it's good manners. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	i_yamanaka 2010-11-22 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD! The wedding is so soon?! We need to get together to plan that bacherlorette party of yours ASAP then! You couldn't have given more warning!? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-22 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	I said it was an Autumn wedding, and Autumn is almost over. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	i_yamanaka 2010-11-23 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	STILL! Did you just realize this and threw the date together last minute? I've already called into a few bars and clubs [insert a list of very awesome clubs and bars plzkthnx] for your parade around town and I have a list of games we could play at your house before then. Anything else I need to do or can I get to scrambling for decorations and the sort? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-23 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Sort of. Don't worry, everything will be perfect. Ooh, you're fast. Are you free Wednesday night? It's ladies night. Let's go then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	i_yamanaka 2010-11-23 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	SORT OF?! I feel bad for your wedding planner! Poor person must be stressed out. You did give me a big heads up but no real date. Though you sure Wednesday would be good? Thanksgiving is the day right after. But if no one has any complaints I'd be fine with it. Cutting it a bit close though aren't we? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-23 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	It's her job to be stressed, she's fine. We weren't sure of a good date, then winter snuck up on us. Winter weddings aren't warm enough to display the fire of our love. We need rich, autumn colors. Also, fuck Thanksgiving. The day before is a perfect day, plenty of people in clubs trying to forget how much they dislike family time. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)