Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-10-31 01:15:00

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If any of you have information on the incident involving the sprinklers this past Friday, please call my office and have my secretary patch you through.

If not, then the address for this company's Halloween party has been changed. You will not be meeting at the company, you'll be meeting at [warehouse address downtown]. If you can't find a ride, just come to the company and we'll have a bus to take you there. This year's event specifics are a surprise, so be prepared for some treats and some tricks. Mostly tricks. Because you know me.

Furthermore, I'd like to announce that next month we'll be holding another promotional party for Paradise Lust, with free t-shirts and stickers and whips. And one lucky person will win a raffle prize to whip my ass with a knotted cat o' nine tails, so be sure to show up.

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	notyourfantasy 2010-11-01 10:38 am UTC (link)
	How many times? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-01 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-01 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Well that's not very satisfying. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-01 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's not meant to be satisfying, it's meant to be a once in a lifetime chance. And so far it's getting people interested so. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-11-01 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	That's cause everyone hates you and love to inflict pain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	i_yamanaka 2010-11-01 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	Your husband is okay with someone whipping you for an event? The lives you two must lead... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-01 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if he's okay with it. But it's just once. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	i_yamanaka 2010-11-01 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	You didn't even bother to ask? Is Paradise Lust in need of a PR boost that bad that you need to step in to help it out by getting whipped? And aren't you throwing a wedding celebration soon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-01 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	It's one publicity stunt that'll be over in thirty seconds. It's nothing horrible. Are you my mother now? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	i_yamanaka 2010-11-01 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	If you need one. I mean I know I'm no moral compass but it just seems like you could have easily used someone else. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	vitiated 2010-11-01 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna watch you dig your own grave with this one. [Private.] By the way, the pills helped. So thanks. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-01 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see why it matters. It's not like I'll fall to my knees in absolute bliss. It'll just hurt, and in a bad way. You need skill to use one of those, and even if the person using it has skill, one whack isn't going to do much. [Private] I figured. Do you need more? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-11-01 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Just saying. Probably should have told him first. [Private.] Yeah. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-01 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	I just thought of it today with the PR team. Not like I had a lot of time. [Private] I'll get you some. But be careful still, okay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-11-01 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I hope it's some big, burly man so you eat your words. Hehe. [Private.] I will. Tobi knows so he's not going to let me do it more than a couple times a week, anyway. We're going to go to my therapist soon, too. I'm worried about what's going to come up ... but I don't have a choice. This needs to be done. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-11-02 05:47 am UTC (link)
	I read that ten times to be certain, then I read it again because it was better not to leave it on a even but I'm sure I got it right. You said they would be whipping you! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-11-02 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	Just once and through clothes. Promise it will be that and won't get changed at the last moment? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-11-02 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	It won't get changed. You can stand up there to supervise if it makes your nervous, okay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-11-02 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	No, I can stand to the side. I trust you know how to handle the situation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	[Private] lost_but_found 2010-11-02 06:09 am UTC (link)
	... Do you think it's wise to promote violence? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-11-02 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	It's not as violent as it sounds, I promise. Nobody will be really hurting me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] lost_but_found 2010-11-02 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Please do not put yourself in harms way for someone else's sake. I would be worried. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] kiss_and_sell 2010-11-02 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	No, no. Don't be worried, Itachi. It's very small, I promise. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: [Private] lost_but_found 2010-11-02 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. I will try not to. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)