SCANDAL omfg
You'll hear all over the news today that last night Madara Uchiha-Senju crashed his $89,000 Mitsuoka Orochi car when he was t-boned on the passenger side by a soccer mom in a Chevrolet Astro. Needless to say, the van driver was unharmed but Madara ended up in the hospital with a-- gasp-- concussion. As well as some bruising and a cut on his beautiful forehead. He needed two whole stitches. TWO!!

The car is totaled, but the press is making a huge deal out of it, only saying Madara was in a car crash and then showing the totaled car. No official info on his injuries has been released, just that he's "in stable condition." :O

That's all. *curtsy*