Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-08-02 16:02:00

PRESENT TIME
HELLO

Today Madara got back from his Hawaiian vacation with Sasuke that half of you probably didn't even realize he went on. It's okay, you didn't miss out on much. But he did get presents for a few people so if you think he loves you then have a looksee!

• FOR Hashirama:
- a really expensive pen made from Hawaiian Koa wood. It's important or something. also a set of plant stands and this cutie and coconut massage oil because it smells nice, and a poster (nsfw?) of a pin-up girl. for him to jerk off to with the coconut oil, idk.

• FOR Izuna:
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and an expensive money clip made of gold!! you're a pimp, okay.

• FOR Itachi: a fancy ring to go with his fancy watch!

• FOR Shisui: a ring similar to Itachi's. he had a hard time shopping for these two.

• FOR Sasuke: this and this, because he couldn't resist?!

• FOR Sasori: a cursed tiki idol. he hopes it kills you.

• FOR Naruto: the middle set of those, and this tasteful bit of couture.

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	last_to_know 2010-08-02 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	He is a man! He has needs! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Needs that Izuna doesn't want to see, apparently. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	No one wants to see a hairy mountain man jerking off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	raises hand (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	No! Bad! smacks hand (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	T_T But he's so hot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	That is only what you are lead to believe. There is fungus and lots of hair and all that icky stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	... Smegma? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	My precious __ touches (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	You have dirty hands. ;_; (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	They were licked clean. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Who did the licking... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	.... Ummm. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	... I want a divorce. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Honey, don't be like that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I pictured that sad face on the hula man fwuehgoiwrpgjwer (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	The lap dance is so much better when the hula man is crying. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	He has his tiny little ukulele to play sad songs on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Begging for change for bigger boobie shells. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	He needs a real shirt! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Or at least some painted on nipples. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Kame-sized nipplies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Milk dud size! I want to lick them until they melt away. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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