Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-08-02 16:02:00

PRESENT TIME
HELLO

Today Madara got back from his Hawaiian vacation with Sasuke that half of you probably didn't even realize he went on. It's okay, you didn't miss out on much. But he did get presents for a few people so if you think he loves you then have a looksee!

• FOR Hashirama:
- a really expensive pen made from Hawaiian Koa wood. It's important or something. also a set of plant stands and this cutie and coconut massage oil because it smells nice, and a poster (nsfw?) of a pin-up girl. for him to jerk off to with the coconut oil, idk.

• FOR Izuna:
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and an expensive money clip made of gold!! you're a pimp, okay.

• FOR Itachi: a fancy ring to go with his fancy watch!

• FOR Shisui: a ring similar to Itachi's. he had a hard time shopping for these two.

• FOR Sasuke: this and this, because he couldn't resist?!

• FOR Sasori: a cursed tiki idol. he hopes it kills you.

• FOR Naruto: the middle set of those, and this tasteful bit of couture.

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	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Get in a grass skirt! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	... ilu. Forver. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	...... have my babies lol. I've never seen more of a serious hula umm chick thingy XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	longshowers 2010-08-02 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hashirama would make that face, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	He is not impressed with those oversized boobs on himself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	But he loves big boobies! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	He can spend hours playing with himself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Just like usual :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	He is a man! He has needs! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Needs that Izuna doesn't want to see, apparently. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	No one wants to see a hairy mountain man jerking off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	raises hand (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	No! Bad! smacks hand (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	T_T But he's so hot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	That is only what you are lead to believe. There is fungus and lots of hair and all that icky stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	... Smegma? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-08-02 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	omg i fuckined DIED (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	It suits him right?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-08-02 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	it burns my eyes if that's what you mean (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	You don't need those anyway. Poke one out, wear an eyepatch. MMM. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-08-02 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	i couldn't pull one off like you (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Why doesn't Ryo wear one. :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-08-02 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	maybe one day he will, he IS a camera whore. (Reply to this)(Parent)