Uchiha Madara (kiss_and_sell) wrote,
@ 2010-08-02 16:02:00

PRESENT TIME
HELLO

Today Madara got back from his Hawaiian vacation with Sasuke that half of you probably didn't even realize he went on. It's okay, you didn't miss out on much. But he did get presents for a few people so if you think he loves you then have a looksee!

• FOR Hashirama:
- a really expensive pen made from Hawaiian Koa wood. It's important or something. also a set of plant stands and this cutie and coconut massage oil because it smells nice, and a poster (nsfw?) of a pin-up girl. for him to jerk off to with the coconut oil, idk.

• FOR Izuna:
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and an expensive money clip made of gold!! you're a pimp, okay.

• FOR Itachi: a fancy ring to go with his fancy watch!

• FOR Shisui: a ring similar to Itachi's. he had a hard time shopping for these two.

• FOR Sasuke: this and this, because he couldn't resist?!

• FOR Sasori: a cursed tiki idol. he hopes it kills you.

• FOR Naruto: the middle set of those, and this tasteful bit of couture.

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	last_to_know 2010-08-02 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	damn right he is fapping to that poster with the coconut oil... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Knew he shouldn't have gotten a blond chick >\| (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	last_to_know 2010-08-02 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	she is hawt __ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Your husband is hotter! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Get in a grass skirt! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	... ilu. Forver. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	...... have my babies lol. I've never seen more of a serious hula umm chick thingy XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	longshowers 2010-08-02 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hashirama would make that face, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	devilswalknstik 2010-08-02 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	He is not impressed with those oversized boobs on himself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	But he loves big boobies! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-08-02 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	omg i fuckined DIED (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	It suits him right?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vitiated 2010-08-02 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	it burns my eyes if that's what you mean (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-02 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	You don't need those anyway. Poke one out, wear an eyepatch. MMM. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notyourfantasy 2010-08-03 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Sasori is pleased to be thought of but doesn't know wtf to do with it LOL (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-06 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Be cursed by it!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	biteme 2010-08-05 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	You forgot me? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-06 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Madara isn't exactly in a Kiba fanclub <_< (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	biteme 2010-08-06 11:28 am UTC (link)
	But Kiba wants to start a Madara Fan Club!! I'll make buttons and flags!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gigabugbyte 2010-08-08 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Don't feel bad. Shino didn't get anything either. He never gets anything. : (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	biteme 2010-08-09 12:02 am UTC (link)
	If I ever get a vacation I wont forget you.. Hnn what's your height weight? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smileyface 2010-08-06 01:34 am UTC (link)
	The hula guys are on either side of his seahorse's tank and that shirt, well, you already know how much Naruto luvs it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kiss_and_sell 2010-08-06 11:15 am UTC (link)
	Naruto is an honorary Uchiha. He always gets gifts when one of them goes off on an adventure. (Reply to this)(Parent)