In case you didn't know, October is breast cancer awareness month. Now we all know this is a serious issue affecting both women and a few men. This is an issue we at Feel Good care highly about, because we love all the boobies we have. So in honor of this love, I've decided this weekend there will be a festival held in honor of breasts, where all money made off games and contests will be donated to help fund breast cancer research and cure development.

We support happy, healthy breasts. And want you to be happy and proud of what you've got, too. For this reason, we encourage all female employees to show as much cleavage as they want. Or skip the shirt entirely. Since this event is open to the public, please cover your nipples. We'll provide pink heart shaped pasties for any girls who dare to bare.

Now for men, we don't usually have nice tits. But I've decided this should be a 100% boobie loving fair, so there will be a contest on which man makes the best fake breasts and looks damn sexy doing it. So head out now, buy a bra, buy some grapefruit, and get ready to puff your chest out. If you've got a penis and don't want to wear fake breasts, you've at least got to dawn some pink. Get into the spirit.

If you have any questions, concerns, or love, let me know now. The event will take place this Saturday, opening at 10:00 AM. Attendance is mandatory. As if you'd dare to say no to charity.