PRESENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSS!!!

( From Tobirama )


( From Madara )


( From Shisui )


( From Kisame )

Merry Christmas to everybody :B

It's with the greatest honor that I would like to announce that every single one of you is invited to attend the wedding of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju on November 27th, 2010.

So me. My wedding. I decided to be ultra generous and extend an invitation to the lot of you. You will find formal invitations in the employee lounge, as well as instructions to the country club where the wedding will take place. I have one rule and one simple rule only. Don't any of you dare to try and crash this wedding. I've hired security so intense it's practically a SWAT team. You won't get away with it, trust me.

Other than that, it's open bar. And there will be gourmet food beyond what any of you can afford daily. And free gifts for all who attend. Plus the honor of witnessing the greatest love of our time.

Plus you get the day off work if you attend.

If any of you have information on the incident involving the sprinklers this past Friday, please call my office and have my secretary patch you through.

If not, then the address for this company's Halloween party has been changed. You will not be meeting at the company, you'll be meeting at [warehouse address downtown]. If you can't find a ride, just come to the company and we'll have a bus to take you there. This year's event specifics are a surprise, so be prepared for some treats and some tricks. Mostly tricks. Because you know me.

Furthermore, I'd like to announce that next month we'll be holding another promotional party for Paradise Lust, with free t-shirts and stickers and whips. And one lucky person will win a raffle prize to whip my ass with a knotted cat o' nine tails, so be sure to show up.

In case you didn't know, October is breast cancer awareness month. Now we all know this is a serious issue affecting both women and a few men. This is an issue we at Feel Good care highly about, because we love all the boobies we have. So in honor of this love, I've decided this weekend there will be a festival held in honor of breasts, where all money made off games and contests will be donated to help fund breast cancer research and cure development.

We support happy, healthy breasts. And want you to be happy and proud of what you've got, too. For this reason, we encourage all female employees to show as much cleavage as they want. Or skip the shirt entirely. Since this event is open to the public, please cover your nipples. We'll provide pink heart shaped pasties for any girls who dare to bare.

Now for men, we don't usually have nice tits. But I've decided this should be a 100% boobie loving fair, so there will be a contest on which man makes the best fake breasts and looks damn sexy doing it. So head out now, buy a bra, buy some grapefruit, and get ready to puff your chest out. If you've got a penis and don't want to wear fake breasts, you've at least got to dawn some pink. Get into the spirit.

If you have any questions, concerns, or love, let me know now. The event will take place this Saturday, opening at 10:00 AM. Attendance is mandatory. As if you'd dare to say no to charity.

You'll hear all over the news today that last night Madara Uchiha-Senju crashed his $89,000 Mitsuoka Orochi car when he was t-boned on the passenger side by a soccer mom in a Chevrolet Astro. Needless to say, the van driver was unharmed but Madara ended up in the hospital with a-- gasp-- concussion. As well as some bruising and a cut on his beautiful forehead. He needed two whole stitches. TWO!!

The car is totaled, but the press is making a huge deal out of it, only saying Madara was in a car crash and then showing the totaled car. No official info on his injuries has been released, just that he's "in stable condition." :O

That's all. *curtsy*

HELLO

Today Madara got back from his Hawaiian vacation with Sasuke that half of you probably didn't even realize he went on. It's okay, you didn't miss out on much. But he did get presents for a few people so if you think he loves you then have a looksee!

( XOXO )

Today I had my photoshoot, and they sent me off with a mock-cover suggesting what it might look like. If you're interested, it's here, and it'll be the August 2010 issue, so go pick it up. I might even give you a free autograph. And yes, it's full nude. Exciting, I know. This might be the revitalization of my model career. I really missed the attention.

And with photos in mind, last night I went through some old photographs from my childhood, and being as kind as I am I decided to share four of my favorites.

( xoxo )

I'm thinking of doing modeling for Playgirl. They offered me a chance to centerfold, and I don't think I can say no. It's just some nude shots, posing cutely. I figure if I'm naked most the time anyway, I should at least be paid for it.

And I suppose I should mention business.

Hell's manager and I have been discussing ways to expand and improve Paradise Lust and Angel's Hell. Into a strip club brothel funtastic experience. Inspired by a love hotel I went to while on holiday, I think adding in a small sex toy shop to Angel's Hell may be in our future. Like how hair salons have a product counter with all sorts of fancy shampoo, why not have a counter with fancy lube? And fancy vibrators with pivoting head action and twenty-one speeds. If you have any input on this, feel free to speak up.

While we're in brainstorming land, Feel Good, INC is always looking for ways to expand and improve, so all suggestions are welcome... just be reasonable. I'm not the king of patience.

His name is Aita, like the underworld god and not the American independent trucker's association. Yesterday I watched him rip a mouse's heart out while it was still beating. I hope to learn that skill to use on employees, I think.

Do any of you have any interest, or know anybody who is already into falconry?