So, I've been spazzing for the better part of two weeks due to Johnny Depp and Christian Bale being cast in Michael Mann's Public Enemies.

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Source: Variety

Well, this morning Variety broke the news that Channing Tatum (who was originally just in-talks to join) has been added to the cast of Public Enemies by director Michael Mann. Other new cast additions? Giovanni Ribisi, Stephen Dorff, Jason Clarke, and Marion Cotillard.

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Source: Variety

My reaction: FUCK. YES.

My head is going to explode if I see this movie, y'all. Because not only is it Depp, Bale, and Tatum in the SAME FREAKING MOVIE - it's a gangster movie. About John freaking Dilinger. And Pretty Boy Floyd. And so on. And HOLY FREAKING GOD. WHY IS THIS NOT IN THEATERS, ALREADY?

ETA: AND! Ain't It Cool! is reporting that Channing has been cast as Duke in Stephen Sommer's G.I. Joe and a formal announcement will come later today. *asplodey*

This almost makes me feel not-sad about Pinkville getting canned. Not entirely, but *almost*.

WARNING: THERE BE SOME SEX0R SCENES IN THIS TRAILER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNOdSPV56pw

Starring: Marc Blucas ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer"), Naveen Andrews ("Lost"), Nicki Aycox ("Supernatural"), Eva Amurri (Saved!)

Plot Summary: Syd Jarrett (Marc Blucas) is an unsuspecting, down-and-out man in a washed-up hick town whose life is turned upside down when the drop-dead gorgeous Nora (Nicki Aycox) walks through the door of the local bar. Jarrett's passion for Nora leads him peripherally into a sub-culture of animals where he encounters Vic (Naveen Andrews), a renegade whose animal instincts are stronger than his human ones. As things begin to get even worse, Jarrett realizes that his best chance for happiness, and survival, lies in his true love for Jane (Eva Amurri).

Translates to: Werewolves and Meg sexing Riley. HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG?

OK. It does look terrible, but...you know, it could be a surprise? O.o I mean, just look at that cast! I am disappointed that they showed a glimpse of the "animal" in the trailer though. Should save that shit for the theater. But still...WHOOO! \O/