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Subject:Kazamir: [Private]
Time:09:22 pm
 For some fucked up reason there exists this sort of balance. I can't ever have something good without it coming hand in hand with something shitty. Why is that? I'd rather just have tons of fucking awesome shit happen to me now and then all the shitty fucking shit that comes along with it can come later on in life. Like when I'm fucking old or some shit when I don't give a fuck. Or the "shitty" thing could just be something that I am supposed to be upset about but I'm not in actuality... like if that fuckwad douchebag Stas bit the big one. Fucking pillow biting cunt. Well anyway, for chronological reasons I guess I'll start with the good news.
 
I totally WWW stalked the SHIT out of Olivier and found the most fucking banging picture of her. It took like a fucking hour to find but I wasn't doing anything better. It must have been from when she was in fucking school or something and her body... OH MY FUCKING GOD HER BODY is in a sort of profile view or whatever except for her face so you can see her plump ass AND still see her fucking rack. AND she's in a fucking skirt too so she's showing off her best assets on top of that: HER LEGS. The picture must have been taken without her knowing or some shit because she is looking directly at you and she's making this surprised fucking face... so naturally it kind of looks like an "oh-face" or whatever you want to call it. Anyway, I obviously couldn't wait to start choking it to that shit because DUDE, C'MON!!? Who wouldn't?
 
...Now, on to the bad part. I'm fucking beating it like never before. Started out first all fucking sensual and shit like all slow and whatever but then I just started going nuts and OF COURSE that fucking fairy faggot queen bitch roommate of mine comes bursting through the door with his faggy ass friends and I lose my shit. I try to jump off the fucking chair and into my bed (which is like a hop away) and fucking trip over my bookbag. I hit the fucking ground, smack my forehead off the fucking frame of my bed and just lay there on the floor with my johnson hanging out, hard as a rock, and pointing straight up to the fucking heavens. FML.
 
Him and his fucking friends wound up just turning around and running out after laughing for a minute. So fucking annoying. And then one of his friends was like "did you see how big it is?" and then that fucking princess goes "I've seen bigger." Yeah right you fucking queer as if anyone would want to fucking see you with your fucking clothes off. Only good thing about getting head from that fucking queen is that you wouldn't have to look at his fucking face if IT'S IN YOUR LAP.
 
What-the-fuck-ever though. After he left I just finished up and came onto his fucking bed under his pillow. DRINK UP CUNT.

Also, what the FUCK is with everyone here this past week? Everybody keeps calling me fucking 'Kazanova' and I don't understand why. Some little twat said it to me and I hung him from his underwear on the door of a stall in the restroom. Next person that calls me Kazanova without telling me what the fuck it even means is getting hexed. ZERO warning.

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